That's like trying to clean wallpaper paste
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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It's really not
What the Buddha actually said is "there is no cum to clean"
Use cold water, not warm or hot.
Not if it’s swallowed.
I mean, if you pick it up before it dries (and before it touches any fabric)...
Dave Barry published a premise similar to this in his Guide to Guys.
I have no idea why I read that as a Drew Barrymore book and I got excited. 😆
I don't know much about her, except that she very much interested me when I was in puberty (edit: during which I only knew of her from Charlie's Angels) and that she was abused in a manner similar to Britney Spears. Is she an author? If so, good for her.
She eats people live on the internet.
She doesn't cook them first or anything. She just devours them while they cry. I watched her eat half of a school bus full of retirees she found by the side of the road once. She fell asleep before she could finish because she'd eaten too much.
I'm not sure why she gets a pass on this, or why so many people tune in to watch drew barrymore just straight up eating people. I'd put a stop to it if I could, honestly, but I think the ad revenue she brings in from the various sponsors that pay money to advertise on the "drew barrymore literally just eats people" stream makes her untouchable.
Plus you'd have to be bat shit crazy to go against big hot sauce.
Guessing this it a pregnancy / abortion thing? I'm not publicly taking a stance on this, but I was unaware of anything even related to the topic.
Pregnant, not pregnant, old, young, born, unborn, man, woman, reverse centaur, drew barrymore doesn't give a shit. If it breathes and walks on two legs she'll eat it live on the internet.
Uh ... TIL. Thank you.
Try cleaning dried chinchilla cum, then get back to me...