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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For people like me who are really dense.

“Just dua lipa” = “just do a leap-a” in the context of this joke.

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Helps to wave your arms back and forth while saying it

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That took me entirely too long

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

you're a talented athlete then

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I've never even heard of the person pictured so I had no idea how to pronounce their name, so that didn't help.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 10 points 1 week ago

In German: Zwei Lippen.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is she dressed as Air Mail?

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

So her long jump goes further. Obviously.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You post Dua Lipa and there's not a one bit of those famous legs visible.

I expect a swift correction.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Let’s not forget about her banging music and killer pipes.

But more than that, let’s not forget that she was calling out Zionists back in 2020, while she was trying to promote her sophomore album in the midst of COVID, meaning she didn’t tiptoe or hold back to avoid alienating fans. Politicians in Israel were trying to ban her music in Israel before most pop artists were even aware enough to hem and haw over supporting Palestine

That was then, more recently she fired her manager (maybe agent) because they publicly aligned themselves with the Zionist cause.

Give me Dua over TayTay any fucking day of the week.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Whew, for a minute I thought someone was besmirching the good name of my queen.