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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 293 points 21 hours ago (15 children)

I don’t know if it’s unbelievable good or unbelievable bad from the title.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 101 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

The important thing these days is: it must be Instagram worthy. That's all that matters.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 65 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

You could say that's all that mattress? ... I..I show myself out

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You did good. You can stay

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

No, that pun was sheet

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago

The picture's not terribly Instagram worthy, but it looks like a really cool trip and I'd love to do that.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 95 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Having gone through their post history, they're generally very appreciative of simple things and beautiful sights, so I'd assume unbelievably good =)

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 52 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

You are correct. I can't believe we actually did it. (We're back now.)

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

As long as you had fun, nothing else mattress

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Wholesome internet stalking

(I use the word "stalking" in jest. I am amused because usually when one has cause to "stalk" a user's post history, it's because there's some drama or dirt that turns up. I always feel awkward and a bit vulnerable when I reflect on how people can peruse your post history at will, but I find the wholesomeness of this subverts the anxiety I usually feel at this prospect. It's scary that we can quickly find enough to summarise a person's online presence, but "generally very appreciative of simple things and beautiful sights" is a lovely thing to be, and makes me wonder how I would come across at a glance. Good, I hope — because it turns out that it is possible to have positive conversations with internet strangers)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (8 children)

Ironic that you should mention dirt and drama in one's post history when you're the same person who posted this:

What is your favourite autumn soup?

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I guess that depends on whether said orangutans are brachiators or swingers? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Being swingers doesn't guarantee they'll wwnt to fuck OP though

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 175 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

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Welcome, fellow travelers. I'll be your tour guide.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I was thinking "I hope they left you a mosquito net!"

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[–] fuzzywombat@lemmy.world 139 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

That's not a bed. That's a buffet table for mosquitos.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Shows how much you get out of the United States there’s no way that isn’t covered with mosquito netting

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

But... There's none in the pic.

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[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 111 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Might want to get a mosquito net.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 47 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

That's the least of their worries! They might want to get an orangutan net! They can come right in. That's an orangutan bed if they wanted it, not their bed.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Do orangutans normally board waterborne vessels?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 14 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

They're notoriously fast moving and aggressive

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[–] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

Actually provided on board. Ive been to this 3 days 2 night tour. My real highlight was the firefly + star viewing

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[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 62 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

They’re course and rough.

And they get everywhere

[–] Zier@fedia.io 48 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

100% humidity + bugs + windy. It's a no from me.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Also the absolute lack of privacy. It's like having a Facebook account.

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 48 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Do the orangatans get to watch you . . you know?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago

The real vacation is in the comments.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Sure hope not. Seeing sapiens goin at it, the orangutans might become erectus.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I like how they left you towels, just in case a big wave soaks you while you sleep.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 37 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

This is the fucking dream. Would need a mosquito net, obviously, but otherwise this sounds absolutely amazing.

Does anyone have a link to this cruise?

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 29 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This is the company we went with. The conditions were a bit basic, but the food was awesome and the river was one of the best experiences in my life. https://www.orangutanapplause.com/

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[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago

This'll need bottles of anti-bug lotion and protective clothing at the very least, and then night comes you'll have to set up mosquito netting besides electric zappers.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 10 hours ago

Your hotel room seems to be missing some walls.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 23 points 16 hours ago

There's no way that doesn't smell musty.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 15 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Meanwhile the crew is on hammocks in the engine room.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

If that's where I had to sleep when I was a seaman, I'd have quit. It's like 120F in there at all times. We used to call the long hallway that went from stern to fore the Highway to Hell because the closer you got to the engine room, the hotter it was.

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[–] udon@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

In fact, it is quite believable imho

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