His ass is not an expert on what grows flowers. And to be honest, I think he sells bunk fentanyl as well!
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl
(I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)
A lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od
Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he'll be high for the rest of his life.
Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he'll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.
Good boy ralph
When I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century.
(I haven't met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])
Why is the dog getting yelled at for licking its paws?
The paws have fent residue
It's the only way I can feel like a man
Have you seen the state of vet bills these days? Youd be yelling too.
Just because you comb your hair, Fezzig, you ain't foolin' me!
Did you mean Fizzgig?
Edit: not sure what to make of the fact that my autocorrect didn't even try to correct me there.
Yeah! Haha!
Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane