this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2025
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[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why is the weather app significant?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta look busy like you're in high demand. How you can you be a hot commodity if you're not popular.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

AccuWeather wants to know my location! ❤️

Eat it, virgins!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Hey gurl, according to this app, you're about to get really wet."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The real question is should you? And the answer is obviously yes

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Something something thunderclap dem cheeks.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Now you have to, this is legally binding.

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 10 points 2 days ago

I’m guessing it’s his way of avoiding eye contact / conversations or to just seems busy

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There's a club if you'd like to go

You could meet somebody who really loves you

So you go and you stand on your own

And you leave on your own

And you go home, and you cry, and you want to die

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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] zzx@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ronald Regan, MC Hammer, David Bowie, Niel Patrick Harris

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Wow, they look so much different when they're younger lol

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The second guy from the left kind of looks like a mash-up of Edward Norton and Andrew Garfield.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking Adam Scott's dad

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I lack the creativity to imagine that, but I'll still support you because you're objectively better than spaces for indentation.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My saturday night stats are

Asshole drunk guys i almost beat up: 1

People who i wanted to ask out and got basically friendzoned by: 1

Friends who dont know what the fuck just happened but at the same time stopped me from commiting a crime: 4

Also fun fact apparently the asshole guy has a record as a sexual predator, yay, i think im not going out for a few weeks after this expreince, kinda feel hollow after it. I want a time out from life rn

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes my "girls who can get it" to "got it" ratio works out to something like my odds of winning the next billion dollar powerball.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In other words, really low probability with a substantial risk that even if you do hit it, you'll have to share the jackpot with others?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My marriage in a nutshell.

[–] ThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Successful af

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

Girl version...

Guys who thought they could get it: 40
Drinks gotten: 37
Gotten it?: No fucking idea anymore.