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[–] frog@feddit.uk 71 points 4 days ago (1 children)

George W. Bush was president 17 years ago, over a decade and half ago. He is also younger than the current sitting president.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That is fucking nuts. Another fun fact is that Biden isn’t even a Boomer, he’s a silent generation.

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Consider this, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are the same age.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Enigmas never age.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Clinton is slightly younger, even.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We were supposed to never forget.

But then we had months of 9/11s level of deaths from COVID, and half the country was convinced quarantine, prevention, maks, and vaccines were oppression.

I don’t give a fuck an about 9/11 anymore.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

258,000,000 is the goal this time, and honestly 9/11 was a big player in seeing it get this far.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

is that the population goal or the number of deaths goal i'm not sure i want to know

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The US population is over 360 million people

so a population reduction of 102 million or 258 million? I mean, both are ghastly but these folk are accelerationists and i've read Revelations.

Deaths. They want a population of "around 100 million people."

A number they literally conjured up from thin air.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

The aftermath of 9/11 directly contributed to the fall of the US today. The terrorists succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 57 points 4 days ago (5 children)

This is the MF that started all the recent shit in the Middle East over zero evidence. He will burn in whatever hell he believes in.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What? He painted Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden with clown faces and is friends with the Obamas. All his war crimes have been absolved I saw it on the news.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 12 points 4 days ago

Oh, in that case my bad, I must have been watching fake news all along!!

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

At least share it with some context 🙄

Even I have exchanged pleasantries with people who have talked shit behind my back. People forget they're all essentially coworkers who need to get along to some extent.

Maybe they're comparing drone strike ideas. Synergy in the workplace is important.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Uh no. Netanyahu swore to Congress it was the right thing to do. Little Bush was just doing his duty and following orders like a good boy.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

Right. Poor little Bush. He’s just a sweet ole grandpa.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, he'll burn in climate hell with the rest of us. Which he does not believe in.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 1 points 4 days ago

A man can hope...

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

None of the people doing this shit believe in Hell and God's judgement, lol, that's just lip service for the masses.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I know, I'm really hoping there is a hell somewhere...

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If there is a hell, these guys are going to get the penthouse or a nice villa, on account of how many people they brought in.

Why should the afterlife be more fair than the current life?

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 2 points 4 days ago

Why do you want to depress me even more, why?

It's my go-to coping mechanism! 😓

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Such a handsome fellow. You can tell by his eyes that he only has your best interest at heart.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Don't let him catch wind of that oil in your kitchen cabinet, though.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Imagine this semi-literate ignoranus actually read the brief he got on Aug 6 2001, entitled Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US.

meanwhile Dick Cheney just sneaks in your front door

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 4 days ago

Remember the good old days, when we all had a single, shared enemy?

Neoconservatives, I think they were called.

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 10 points 3 days ago

I was watching Farenheit 9/11 the other day. I quickly realised that, with the Orange Maggot's ominous shadow casting over every other bad president anywhere ever, it has been very easy (for people not living in Iraq and Afghanistan) to forget what a giant, bloody, stinky asshole this 'man' was and how much damage he caused.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Milk? He only drinks the finest Iraqi blood.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

We’re out of reds today, sir, can we offer you a fresh orange wine, served fresh at body temperature, genuine Piss Du Lave-Vasaille

[–] individual@toast.ooo 5 points 4 days ago

I think enough time has passed now for this to be an acceptable joke

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Cookie me - you can’t get milked again.” George W. Bush

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I'll leave out pretzels, but no drink.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I haven't heard anything from this guy in years and then yesterday I see he gave a speech about that bloke that got shot in America, and now this post too suggesting he's Santa.

Is he making a bit of a comeback? Or just a random coincidence!

[–] grintigergratler@lemmy.wtf 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe you should look at today‘s date my guy

Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.