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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 141 points 1 week ago (1 children)

JFC, this needs a NSFW tag! That thing on the left is hideous steeped in so much hate!

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was on a train when I saw this post and started furiously punching the person to the left of me

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

No, the fascists are on the right, doofus!

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 118 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Send more, it'll speed up the wank.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

Sry fr typos. Typin with just the left hans is complicated. Anyway, this msn is telling the truth, there are so many men that I havw to stand 5 meters away ans that is just not the experience.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And then everyone clapped (their cheeks)!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

No, I clapped their cheeks. 😏

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did you get an entire train with only men?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He leered at the women so openly they all left the car, I bet.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

But if they saw this pic they'd have been masturbating too.i know i do every time i come back to this thread, as long ss i remember to cover the left side of the screen.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

This is gold. Like the internet of old. I'm keeping saving this for all time.

[–] GenitalHurricane@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

Thats actually a pretty smart naming convention. I'd be a little less prone to asking my friends for help because "i got a gayfemboy ihearttwinks virus or something from the Internet."

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Hi, I'm Cancel Culture

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Is this what starts the civil war there?

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

There goes American Air superiority.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Just in time for the execution of Trumps propaganda secretary.