this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2025
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[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"you'll" instead of "y'all" is honestly the most offensive part of this post...

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

obviously the correct version is "yous" smh

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I mean it's squally as "you all" so I think it's excusable?

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

Yay so many micro crevices filled with adhesive! Now that'll help with cleaning!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

why

For shits and giggles

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

A relative of mine used to have one of these:

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Parquet wood floors, for when you poop so good you want to dance.

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[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had to share with you will

What?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Will! He had to share it with you! Whats hard to understand, Will??? If that is your real name!

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This could be sold for all the money.

Also, kudos for the bidet. #cleanstarfish

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Great model too. Very easy to clean.

I'd never forget to clean that toilet 😆