I'm not at my place right now. If you come to my friend's place where we're at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.
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Wanna rip bongs and watch me play Final Fantasy Tactics?
I'm not sure if you intended that to be foreplay or not, but my pants are coming off now.
Mario Tennis on the N64. Sorry though, we'll need to play the clay court, as my HDMI adapter for the VGA washes all the colours and makes the ball hard to see on grass.
You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.
I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.
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You can pet the cats who aren't hiding and then we can play some foosball and Goldeneye 64 in the basement
Give a phone charger and go back to bed.
It's a surprise, but I'll give you a hint:
50% of the time, it works every time!
Minecraft server.
I'll make you watch Season 1 of DARK. You'll also get popcorn, crisps and wine.
honestly you guys are cool as hell on lemmy. ill bring brownies
I'd say putting 5 random CDs into my RCA thing, but that doesn't work, so that's out of the question.
Next best thing I could do would either be offering a variety of multiplayer games to play, either on retro console like xbox360 ( assuming my brother has a working controller ) or the singular multiplayer title I have on Dreamcast ( Chu Chu Rocket ), cracking open my DVD collection to watch something like maybe seasons 1-2 of Angry Beavers or something else I have, or just seeing what multiplayer games I have on PC.
Otherwise, I don't have much. I'm not big on just chatting, so that would be out of the question.
i could go for some xbox360 multiplayer. lets splitscreen halo 3!
Closest I got is Gears of War 2. I thought I had the first one, but I can't find it anywhere if I do.
It's morning here, you can have some coffee & I made raspberry muffins and sourdough bread so toast and/or a wee muffin. The cats are up waiting for breakfast so you can also gaze at them with wonder & admiration.
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I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you're lucky, I can conjure some food.
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I'm not there so help yourself to whatever you want from the fridge and the N64 is ready to go on the big TV.
Contemporary dance obviously