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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I once did this in reverse- I gave the cashier a dollar extra so I could just get a 10 back, and she said "here, you gave me too much", and handed the 1 back

[–] matti@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I had this twice in the same day the other day. Was travelling, had cash to get rid of and the poor teenage cashiers these days can't wrap their brain around the concept at all cos they never had to. Both times I get a "this 20 is already enough" and I said I'm trying get rid of coins. I could watch their brain rebooting, give up, punch it in the till and then be really baffled when they hand me back a 10 euro note.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yesterday I was buying groceries and, having been a grocery store cashier before, I faced the UPCs towards him to make it easier. He picked up each item individually and checked every other surface before finding the UPC on every single time.

I wanted to grab him and shake him by the shoulders yelling “This was supposed to be easy for you!”

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I do this a lot for cases of beverages and usually let them know verbally since most people are just on autopilot. Most thank me for making things easy for them.

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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I struggled with this when I got moved to the front end of my store at 22

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Claiming this an idea no teenager can wrap their mind around has some serious boomer vibes. Especially given the context of the meme which is saying the customer is unable to process such a transaction at the moment which alludes to the fact that anyone on autopilot is capable of this sort of lapse.

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I done the dumb version: it's 9.50 and I give 20.50

I'm just trying to help.

[–] needanke@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Eh, I'd still prefere a 10 and a 1 over a 10 and a 0.50.

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[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Same, I bought something years ago that amounted to something like $15.05, I had a $20 and some change so I tossed in an extra dime so I wouldn't have to fill my wallet with singles and have a bunch of change in my pocket. Nope, cashier looked at me like I was stupid and handed me back my worst nightmare because they had to make up being short a quarter in dimes and nickels.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 79 points 1 week ago (4 children)

When I was a cashier they recommended we not do this kind of thing, because there are some fast-talk scams people will do to get more money. Like they'll give you more money, say something confusing, take the money back, and then you give them the extra change, except more sophisticated than that.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were called “quick-” or”short-change artists”. They still exist, just not as common because people carry far less cash than they used to.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

One of them almost got me back in the day as a cashier. It was one of my first days. After the transaction I felt something was off so I told my supervisor. The supervisor had gotten scammed by the same guy when he was new. Apparently this guy sought out the new cashiers. My supervisor actually went and got the guy before he left and actually said "excuse me sir, I believe the cashier gave you too much change." The guy didn't even dispute it and gave exactly the amount he shorted me. ($50) He absolutely knew what he was doing, and almost got away with it.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago

I understand what you're saying and it's good policy. Many cashiers get confused by those things. I cashiered for many years at a place where if my drawer was perfect to the penny I got a free meal for my break. I got a free meal every single fucking day. Those scams just don't work on some of us.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

I know someone who did the scam by accident. Mentioned the number 50 talking to his friend while he was handing the cashier a 20. Got change for 50 euros instead of 20, noticed it later lol

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

At least someone gets it

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They didn't haves 5s, and didn't want to hand you a wad of ones.

Because sometimes people get mad about that shit.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"DO I LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER TO YOU, SIR!?

...because thank you I needed that confidence boost today."

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 week ago (8 children)

This is why I prefer using a card. I can't handle impromptu math. It makes my brain perform an emergency shutdown.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s not that hard: sum everything you’ll give (20+1=21), then it’s obvious you’ll receive 10 back.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (9 children)

When you're talking to someone who's expressing a great deal of anxiety ("emergency shutdown"), phrases like "it's not that hard" and "it's obvious" become "if you struggle with this, you're an idiot".

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago

Social impromptu math does not follow logic

[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Oh... I guess it makes sense. Definitely took me a few minutes to think through this... So...

Total: 11

1st attempt: 20
Change: 20 - 11 = 9

Cashier asks: +1

2nd attempt: 21
Change: 21 - 11 = 10
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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Have we just given up on putting the currency symbol in the correct place?

(I know some currencies have the symbol after it, but I'm not aware of any dollar currencies that work that way)

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Putting the currency symbol after always made more sense to me. It's how every other unit of measurement works, why should currency be different?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 1 week ago

afaik it's on the left to stop people adding in more numbers on cheques.

[–] parlaptie@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No, the US doesn't have sole authority to dictate what the correct place is to the entire world.

[–] Affidavit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is not a US thing...

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Yes? Is it going to confuse anyone?

[–] lengau@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

Just the other day I was thinking we should use the currency symbol as the decimal marker. So something could cost 9$99

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago

Correct is whatever next generation of society adapts. It's 10 dollars not dollars 10. I personally don't care, I just don't see the problem

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just pay with card plsthx

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 1 week ago

In Poland they would just say "do you have extra .50/1.73/3 zł". No need to explain why. Everyone knew why.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I fail at basic math so I hate giving change lol. Just cant grasp stuff like 54-47, I end up having to count it out. I can do multiplication fine but never learned the tables, whatever those are. Cant do division...always wished I was good at math but it doesn't make sense to me. Oddly everything im into like electronics and music and computers are all math heavy ha

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

music

math heavy

Dang it, there goes my plan of fleeing computers to escape math

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well in reality everything in the universe is math, so there's no escape ha

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, so long as it doesn't involve me solving the integral of ([the limit of {the square root} or {the arctan} of x] over [some other shit on the bottom of a fraction]), I'm good yeah I'm feeling alright

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