this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2025
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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reported for pisspost in my shitpost community

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Yeah, take this to /c/pissposting@lemmy.world !

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

The WHAT now?

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

I feel cheated. This is obviously not a shitpost.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes, as I approach middle-age, a desire to have kids creeps into my fantasies. And then something like this comes along and snuffs that desire out.

On a separate note, that batman suit is dope.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Luckily you don't need to have a kid to get yourself an awesome batman suit.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My embarrassment when my mom found my poo sock. We didn't have a lot of money back then so I still had to wear them

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tangentially related: it is said that you become a true ultra runner only after you finish a race with at least one sock missing.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're using the sock to wipe

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Oooohh that sucks lol

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Or a mission in the military

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

I think more people had The Boogerwall than a Piss Drawer.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I realise this is not OC but sharing photos of your kid's embarrassing mistakes is pretty awful.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems more of a conscious choice than a mistake per se.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Read that as pisstake, been watching too much British comedy lately I think.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a pee corner of the yard. This is savage level piss posting

[–] TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some weird ass family I grew up near had a piss corner in the basement. Always thought it was just a rumour. Then one day I was there and saw a damp section of the wall to wall carpet in their basement, got down on my knees and smelled it because I had to know. Yup, smelled like piss.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ, Batman! You could have used the Bat Bottle in the Batmobile!

[–] chowdertailz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

For me it was a shampoo bottle I had stashed behind the sink. I was "doing science."

[–] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

no, but I have pissed through some screens.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Speak for yourself.