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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m coming, I’m coming.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago
[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

SSSSpp

the opposite of XXXXLpp

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 38 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 weeks ago

The moment I saw the title and thumbnail I KNEW that OP would have deliberately made at least one mistake in order to gin up engagement. The internet sucks now and I hate OP

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Copyright issues

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 21 points 4 weeks ago

"Michigan, are you okay?"

"Hgn!"

collapsed inline media

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Flo(o)d is a pretty fair description of Florida.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

You must be the Flod man I've heard so much about.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 weeks ago

Nw Yok fairly close to how some accent around NYC pronounces it, I’m sure.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Wshngton" is basically unchanged. It still sounds the same either way you spell it.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

No more Warshington would be reason enough.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

But then California is basically unrecognisable: Lfon.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah, I make all these sounds poopin

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Some of these are great, some are terrible, but mostly Zon feels like it should be the state above it

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 4 weeks ago

"Ow" is right.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

When we make a new united states, lets go with these

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can we have at least one New Bonerland? For posterity

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

LONG LIVE OHO

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 4 weeks ago

Uth, pronounced "Sean".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"What state are you from?"

"Lfon, duh!"

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like the border between Cali and Idaho.

[–] whatevercomeon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

This is the hard hitting journalism I come to Lemmy for.

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Olodo actually kinda works.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

We shall invade Ssou and Oklho to unite our lands, and then continue to expand. In time, all shall be Knss, and Knss shall be all.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Kentucky didn't even change. lol

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Other than the a after the first letter....

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Error: no STATE found with all letters from SEARCH

Recommend: OR instead of AND

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

at least new york is mostly recognizable, proving that we're one of the least american states

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Dho.

Checks out.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

georgia georg is an outlier and should not have been counted

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

At least people in the bg pl (or the rest of the p state) won't have to change the way they pronounce it very much.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Would be the occurrence of double a mean that its double negated aka a are supposed to be there?