This article calls it "outdated" supply chains? Call a spade a spade, for goodness sake. The problem is not the age of it but the consolidation of producer firms. Call out US anti-trust enforcement that has been as effective as a wet piece of paper.
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Not surprised .... it's corporations reporting on corporations ... the same corporations that own and manage the egg producers also own or partly own the news corporations that are reporting on all this
*Factory farm system starts spreading a disease like wildfire*
"Fuckin free range eggs!!!"
That and more local producers. We need farming to go back to the farmers and away from the corporations.
I am sure the Orange Turd will solve this right away. Right after he gets done destroying the post office and social security.
Don't forget he will save Tesla before he addresses the real problems of the US citizens.
and education!
Just gotta say, that Colorado law is ridiculous. I'm all for good conditions for farm animals, but 1 sq ft per chicken isn't helping. A single square foot is about the size of a chicken. The thing is still in "a cage", that cage is just formed of other chickens now.
I wonder if lobbyists got to them to water down the law.
50% markup for effectively no change
Yup I laughed when I read what they mean by "Cage Free", legalized bribing in the form of lobbying ruined any chance of an actual democracy happening in the US, at least in other countries they have to be hush hush about bribing and they do get caught every now and then. Here they do it openly and a large segment of the population is focused on fighting agaisnt pronouns and DEI and other bullshit instead of focusing on the real enemy
Best thing to do is to stop eating eggs full stop.
Let the price gouging cunts go out of business.
If they can’t sell me eggs at a reasonable price then the businesses doing this deserve to collapse, go bankrupt, and be forced to sell their assets at a discount.
Fuck em. Only after prices return will I buy eggs again and if they don’t then they won’t get my money.
That's easy for someone who can afford more expensive protein sources to say.
Eggs used to be one of the best protein per dollar values available. You still have flour (and flour products), lentils, and pinto beans as options. Maybe oats and peanut butter, although that's starting to transition from "protein per dollar" to "calories per dollar" to make sense. And those other sources will start to get more expensive as people move to them.
It hasn't gotten as much press, but the cost of chicken meat rises with the prices of eggs too. That has historically been the cheapest available meat, so I would expect people moving to alternatives to drive up the costs of pork, lentils and beans. Maybe beef and seafood too.
It's a significant blow, especially to people who do a lot of physical labor and need that protein. This isn't just as simple as "don't buy the videogame that's overpriced" or "don't watch the movie with the problematic actor" or "don't buy the low-quality fast fashion products made by slave labor". This is messing with people's food. Go look up all of the long-term ramifications to populations after famines.
Society is never more than a few hungry days from collapse. This could very well push America closer to that.
Exactly, I'm doing the same, it's not like I'll die if I skip eating eggs for a bit
Missed opportunity headline. Supply chains crack under yolk of <cause(s)>.
Huh interesting. Well I'm not affected because I stopped buying eggs when they went over $.30 per egg. Been egg free for 3 months and I don't even miss them anymore.
I'm just about to make some scrambled tofu. It hits similar macros, flavour and texture to scrambled eggs:
- 1-2 tbsp cooking oil
- One onion, sliced
- Generous pinch of black salt (kalak nama) or just whatever cooking salt you use
- 2-3 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 lb medium-firm tofu
- 0.5 tsp tumeric
- 1 tsp ground cumin
- 1 tsp Italian spice, or thyme, or both
- 0.5 tsp chipotle powder, or other spicy capsicum powder
- 1-2 tsp nutritional yeast (optional)
- 1 tsp soy sauce
- 1 scallion to garnish
- Cook the onion for a few minutes in the a skillet or large pan, then add the garlic and cook until starting to brown.
- Crumble in the tofu, add the spices and cook on medium for ~10 mins, scraping off the pan bottom and flipping occasionally.
- Deglaze with soy sauce and/or water. Serve (on toast) topped with scallions.
Notes:
- Most Western people probably don't have kalak nama, but it really gives a nice sulphurous eggy flavour. Worth getting some if you like that and intended to make this regularly. It'll also keep forever.
- if you prep the scallion before you start cooking, toss the whites in with the garlic, and save the green for garnish. I don't because it saves time to prep the scallion during step 2
- you can go with a less firm or more firm tofu depending on how you like your scramble
I was going to say, who's buying eggs right now?
Billions of individuals suffocated and thrown in the garbage, disease cutting through the food supply, and all people can talk about is the fucking price of eggs.
Decided to check eggprices.org as well as my local grocer because that press secretary dick said prices were dropping. Local grocery store still has them at the same $7/dz along with a disclaimer that they may not have any. Fair enough. The eggprices.org site seems to be out of step with their own data for the nationwide average price of eggs. It shows an average price of $3.27/dz but if you look at the per state data, the lowest (with a data point of 1) is South Dakota at $6.79/dz. Where are they finding eggs that cheap?
If I keep posting this every time there are egg related political news stories, maybe it'll come true?
I put together a little short story about how I would like to see Donald Trump meet his demise. Drowning in eggs:
The Eggsecution.
The once-proud leader, now stripped of title and dignity, stands in the center of the barren, concrete abyss. The abandoned Olympic swimming pool—thirty feet deep, dry as bone—has become their final stage. Above, the gathered masses stretch in every direction, a writhing sea of anticipation.
They do not jeer. They do not boo.
They simply chant.
"Eggs. Eggs. Eggs."
It starts as a murmur, a low thrum of human voices vibrating in unison. Then it grows, swelling into a deafening roar that rattles windows, that shudders in the bones of every person present. A chant as ancient as it is absurd, a single-minded invocation of punishment.
The first egg arcs high overhead, tracing a lazy curve before splattering against the fallen leader’s shoulder. The yolk bursts, oozing down his baggy, ugly, now-useless suit. A streak of yellow, the first of many.
Another egg. Then another.
Then dozens.
The first impacts make them flinch, stagger—hands raised in a futile shield. But soon there are too many to dodge, too many to deflect. They curl inward as the sky rains viscous judgment. The chant never stops.
"Eggs. Eggs. Eggs."
Shells crack. Yolk drips. The scent of sulfur and shame thickens in the stagnant air. It coats their skin, their hair, their pride, turning them into something less than human. Something… egg-like.
At the top of the pit, a child—no older than seven—steps forward. They hold their egg with both hands, cradling it like something precious. Reverent. With a deliberate motion, they lob it downward. It strikes the leader square on the forehead, exploding with an almost musical plap. The crowd erupts into a fresh crescendo of cheers, but the chant never falters.
"Eggs. Eggs. Eggs."
No escape. No reprieve. The pit is smooth concrete, slick now with raw egg and humiliation. They can do nothing but stand there, endure, become part of the ritual.
Somewhere in the throng, a vendor hawks boiled eggs. Another sells cartons to the unprepared. A man in a chicken suit waves encouragingly at the crowd.
The night wears on, but the spectacle does not end.
It cannot end.
Not until the last egg is thrown. Not until the last voice is hoarse.
Not until the world is rid of this one, failed leader, broken not by swords or exile, but by the inescapable weight of public yolk and scorn.
"Eggs. Eggs. Eggs."
Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.
Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.