fake: anon has any relationship with his dad whatsoever
gay: gay
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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Thank God those are separated incidents, otherwise this would be both fake and gay.
Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.
Interesting, I think this dad is completely imaginary, as is so often the case with greentexts
Interesting, I think the father is an amalgamation of several real father responses summed into one
The amount of reality bending going on in greentexts is unimaginable, so we might all be right
Hey, the jumper cables need to get some use
And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon's mom.
My mom went a step further and told me I would never be in a happy and fulfilling relationship if I choose to date men
Time flies when you're a faggot
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Just have sex with your dad already. Remove the sexual tension.
Fake: anon spends time with his parents
Gay: time flies for anon
just quit gaying bro
Why would you say something so hateful and divisive?
Please dm me your current location so we can take our shirts off and kiss
Oh you loatful little egotistical brat, shut it with this DM thing.
Why shouldn't I just release this information right here, publically? You don't like sharing, do you now?
This is very confusing, but also pretty enraging. We're not kissing with our shirts off right now and this. will. not. stand.
Go fishing until they are dead. Time will fly by.
I'm not saying you should break your dad's nose but standing up to him like the kind of (toxic?) man he would accept would probably change his attitude.
What is he going to do? Call the cops and tell them he got roughed up by a f-word?
I mean yes, that's exactly what the fucking coward would do
Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.
According to the right-wing, "oh what, you wanna outlaw comedy now? it's just a joke you snowflake!"
If you're not offended by the father's comments, just change the offending word to whatever you are. If you think nothing's wrong with it, it could be worth learning why
I got picked on a lot as a kid. What it did was make me hyper sensitive to other people's insecurities. I would see you and think: weight, race, bad at school, has a crush on X. I'd memorize it and put it in my back pocket and just dig at someone when they'd take a shot at me. It was a horribly daunting way to live because you're never really enjoying the moment.
If it had been a joke the father could have said something like "Time flies when you're a fairy".
I know that wasn't your point, but your first line made me realize that. It's still fucked up, but if you have a good relationship and know what the person is ok with that could absolutely be mistaken for a bad joke. Instead he just said something idiotic.
I don't participate (feels kind of gross), but I've seen people joke with each other using slurs about the other. But I'm not the language police I'm not going to tell people what they can and can't say. But this wasn't even something that could accidentally be mistaken as a joke. This was just someone looking for a way to respond with a slur.
Start fishing, dad will be dead in no time.
Posts suck when anon is a faggot
If you're in a situation like anon, get out of there as soon as you can. Always remember these moments. When your dad gets old and needs your help, tell him "only f*****s need their sons to do stuff for them".
"...and you're a whole life older than I. Want me to tell mom?"