I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
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The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.
Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing
I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.
i think we use adhd differently
Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.
Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?
!femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
PUT ON TEETH?!
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
Oh no, without a bra, the horror!
💯
Full Goblin Mode.
In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.
Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum
This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.
Me except not Amazon.