We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
Posts must be:
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
from another article, in which John Leguizamo and Margaret Cho rip on Cain:
Cain is also a longtime supporter of President Trump. "I love President Trump. I've been friends with him forever," the actor told Variety last month. “Trump is actually one of the most empathetic, wonderful, generous people you'll ever meet."
It's official, this dude is a fucking moron and a sociopath
I wonder if he's fucked children with Trump and Epstein and is in the files too.
If someone can get the video of this, it'll be amazing
You can find the quote around the 24 minute and 25 second mark Lois and Clark: The new Adventures of Superman
I did a lot of digging to find this!
thank you! that's a clear jab at reagan; it's interesting that they were so direct about it back then.
You mean the AI generated Woke Fake News?
/s
No no no, you don't understand, the politician on the TV was librul
i know the first scene is true... but the second one? they really had a politician say they want to make the country "great again"?
Pols have been saying that, in various forms, since Reagan.
this is not a various form; it's a quote. it was Reagan's slogan and mango reused it because he can't come up with anything original. i just wanted to know if they referenced and skewered Reagan that directly
Lol I guess he didn't invest properly when he was still relevant....like 20 years ago?!
You wanna hear something funny?
It was actually, like, 30 years ago! I feel old AF! Hahahahahah
dean cain is 60 now. I feel like that stupidass superman show he was in was just cancelled a few years ago. man, time sure flies when you're clinically depressed
It's no coincidence this happened just days after ICE dropped all age requirements. Racist old man begs to join the gestapo, and the other racists in charge are all too willing to oblige.
They're hoping celebrity endorsement will drive numbers up. ICE has, predictably, been having serious trouble recruiting - why else would they be offering enormous salaries and benefits packages to match?
I was going to say 30, but doesn't feel like the 90's was that long ago....oh, wait. Ugh.
Yeah there's a category on a streaming service I use for 25 year old movies. I saw Fight Club was in that category. "Huh, they put it in the wrong category... wait... well shit!"
Now do that stupid S shape we all learned how to do for absolutely no reason.
Well, you ARE late 2 the party!
apparently he like KEVIN sorbo had large strokes, of course hes now nuttier than before. they both make christian movies together.
Trump raped little kids.
No need to limit this to the past tense. Present and future belong here as well.
do all the tenses
trump fucks kids trump fucked kids trump will fuck kids trump was fucking kids trump is fucking kids trump will be fucking kids trump has been fucking kids trump has been fucking kids trump will have been fucking kids
These don't look like the Epstein/Trump files at all.
"My acting gig hasn't been great lately so I figured my only option was to fight for a convicted felon and alleged child rapist. A man's gotta have a vision afterall."
Who?! Stop giving this horrible actor press, no one believes him to be “Superman”, bye bye douche!
teri hatcher carried that show so hard. even as a kid i hated him but enjoyed the scenes when they were together because she just makes things feel natural.
and of course she became huge and started in a much bigger show while he was forgotten until literally 4 seconds ago when people started reporting on his racism. failed artist comes out as right wing cunt; who could've seen this coming‽
Kevin Sorbo all over again. the only difference is i haven't heard hatcher shit on him publicly and repeatedly. gods bless the warrior princess.
He's no Christopher Reeves, and he's certainly no George Reeves. He doesn't have the gravitas of Cavill or the balls of Cage. That makes him like, 4th, 5th best Superman at best right? and that's without rewatching anything.
He was a TV Superman right, not a movie one?
Wasn't he second-billed to Terri Hatcher in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman?
If we count the animated shows and movies plus the comics as some older ones are stand alone. He's probably ranked 800 or so.
Gotta get that nut.
What a fucking hero.
I have to assume that in addition to being a bigot, he was reckless with his television money and has no other job skills. This is pretty much perfect for him. Maybe he can use his laser eyes to protect the border or something.
Ok so he made himself Homelander.
"Superman ain't saving shit!" -Eminem, Superman (2002-2003)
Dean Cain to reboot new series with a twist, "Stupidman", about a new ICE agent becoming a villain in his senior years. Airs Wednesdays at 2 am on Fox News.
Well. I hope nothing bad happens to him, then... it would be such a shame, y'know?
a maga influencer promoting/recruiting for the ICE, i doubt he himself is actually going out to on raids.
Man, john mulhaney's joke about him being in a police lineup makes a lot more sense now
John Shea needs to become lex luthor again to oppose this and expose Cain.
Not beating the "Superman is a cop" accusations.
He isn't. Superman is the ultimate firefighter, saving as many lives from disaster as possible. Cain is not Superman, he just wore a costume.
Bizarro
The only franchises yet to be rebooted from the Twentieth century are Back To The Future and the Nuremberg Trials.
Superman is literally an illegal alien. If you ever needed proof that there's an official IQ cap for these sorts of government jobs, here you go.
Next he'll be mad that Clark Kent is a journalist.
Because he sucks as an actor
And as a person.
Going to be weird seeing this dude tried for crimes against humanity.
