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You wanna hear something funny?
It was actually, like, 30 years ago! I feel old AF! Hahahahahah
dean cain is 60 now. I feel like that stupidass superman show he was in was just cancelled a few years ago. man, time sure flies when you're clinically depressed
It's no coincidence this happened just days after ICE dropped all age requirements. Racist old man begs to join the gestapo, and the other racists in charge are all too willing to oblige.
They're hoping celebrity endorsement will drive numbers up. ICE has, predictably, been having serious trouble recruiting - why else would they be offering enormous salaries and benefits packages to match?
Well Trump just gave ICE an absurdly large budget so they've gotta be running around like rednecks that just won the lotto. I expect ICE vehicles will all be red and yellow Lamborghinis soon.
I was going to say 30, but doesn't feel like the 90's was that long ago....oh, wait. Ugh.
Yeah there's a category on a streaming service I use for 25 year old movies. I saw Fight Club was in that category. "Huh, they put it in the wrong category... wait... well shit!"
Now do that stupid S shape we all learned how to do for absolutely no reason.
Well, you ARE late 2 the party!