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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would unironically work. Easiest ice-breaker in the world. Grandma's still a woman. She knows what floods her basement.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She should get that looked at....

[–] Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

wet-ass p-word ^(p-word being, you know, vagina)^

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What kind of pump are we talking about here?

The kind of pump that makes wet ass pussy.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Wet ass pantry

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The Noah's ark theme is a bit much for me but besides that he looks surprisingly cool with it

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is there an ark on there? I thought it was just a depiction of Africa.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's gonna take a lot to drag it away from him, there's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

β€œCrankin’ the Toto!”

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[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

All the animals are in pairs of two, there's one side of the chest with clouds and the other side with sun and a single white dove like the one who brought Noah the branch to signal the water was retreating...yeah it's definitely a Noah's ark theme

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol I’m pretty sure Moses was not on the ark. Was this the director’s cut?

Haha, yeah massive brain fart on my end

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, not all animals. There is just one lion with a mane...

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lionesses don't have a mane.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they're referencing how many paintings of Noah's ark has two male lions with manes on them, and not a male and female lion.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago

All the animals are in pairs and they seem to be going in the same direction. There's also a single dove in the sky. It might be a depiction of the animals after the flood. It's not suuuuper obvious but I also thought of that story.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Attractive people can wear pretty much anything and it'll look good.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats what I was thinking.

This MF so handsome women will use it as an excuse to approach him and ask and then he will tell them his 90yo grandma made it for him to wear to parties and they will immediately get spontaneously pregnant.

[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just summed up the entire designer clothing industry.

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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Grandma can't see the pins anymore to take them out.
She made me a lovely quilt. I'm pretty sure I'll never be done pulling pins out of it.

Treat that vest very carefully for a while. No sudden moves.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Don't hug people too tight either

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

Been there. I use a magnet broom. ~$20 at harbor freight.

grandma got these pins with really big (like dime sized) heads so she can see them all. she got sick of losing them.

When I was a kid, my grandmother made my pajamas. She was probably in her 70s at the time and could see fine. Still, I ALWAYS got liked by a pin or two. It just became part of the charm from Granny.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The virgin overpriced brand vs. the Gigathad grandma vest.

Edit: No sarcasm, no jokes.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would wear that like a boss.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 22 hours ago

It would help if you look like the guy in the pic

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That vest is absolutely epic. One can only wear it if they truly own it.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think he's pulling it off

No, he's wearing it.

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Man walks down the street wearing that, you know he's not afraid of anything.

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[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to cry now, these clothes have a real soul, unlike these empty branded things.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Grandma has seen her fair share of raves in the 90s

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gen X here, don't do us dirty like that. Too soon.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Glances at Gen X wife who is also a grandmother

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I wish I had a vest like this and the confidence to wear it at parties. This guy is a Chad.

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[–] Aetherion@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want something like that so hard :(

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Man got DRIPP

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's wild

This is from 10 years ago and the first instance I found of it on reddit they were already complaining about it being a repost

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[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Looks like a good conversation starter tbh

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 14 points 22 hours ago

aw i love how it looks. so full of whimsy!! ❀️

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I have a similar Halloween themed one that my aunt made for me. Honestly these are cool af.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man, you're not gonna believe this, but do I have the perfect bedazzled necktie for you.

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[–] Nimrod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This was no β€œhappy accident;” G’ma knows her style is hot.

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