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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 122 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Without another man's dick in it πŸ‘€

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have the cuckaccino with extra milk

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

[–] errer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 81 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

[–] wxpwn@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

ground up and in the freezer

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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Microwaved because I forgot about them?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?

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[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Dark and bitter?

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Ground up and in my freezer?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Strong and bitter.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dark and bitter?

Cheap and thin?

Cheap and tasteless?

White and sweet?

Full bodied and hot?

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Flat and white

Decaffeinated

With whipped cream on top

Single origin

With pumps of brown sugar

Warm....

Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

Cold and moldy?

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Cheap and prepared by slaves?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

You don’t like coffee, right?

[–] techt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Cheap and sour?

[–] radiohead37@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Cold and bitter

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Restricted (ristretto).

Very very short.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Oily and weird? (Starbucks olive oil coffee drink reference)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

black and sweet

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