True American heroes. π«‘
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This one goes out to all servicethem wearing the uniform proudly
They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it. Go to community college. There's no need to join the military and kill innocent people for oligarchs who only want to destroy foreign countries so that they can have more 0s at the end of their bank accounts.
Edit: lmao, the background is furries.
They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it
the background is furries.
That first part is still correct
At least until they start the furry draft
Plenty of dudes did both. A furry is the guy who designed pilots cooling systems for their suits...
Because he made it for a fur suit first.
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They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.
Fucking legends.
Those brave men are keeping our entire society running by ensuring their servers maintain 5 nines uptime. God bless those furry bastards
Thank the Lord for furries
Water boil at 100 degrees so 120 - wow. But from the other hand Β£100 worth of gear is not a lot these days.
How long is 6000 metric miles?
One Scandinavian mile is 10 kilometers. So 1 metric mile is 10km.
That's... actually too perfect
It's almost as if we use metric up here!
Quite a few stadiums.
Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.
A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?
It's not supposed to make you feel better. It's supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.
Help my dick is perpetually soft
No I think you got it
Agree, jokes & picture aside, I always hated this type of comparison.
Youβre allowed to be sad if you miss your train, even if other people have their houses bombed and are starving.
Youβre also allowed to be happy if you get a raise, even if others are already billionaires.
Not sure about strange, but I'm pretty certain you're not conservative.
Yes. You're not sadistic enough. I recommemd pulling tge wings off insects until you learn to find joy in it, or you'll never fit in.
Makes me feel worse for the world
Ha ha gross
You have no clue. You haven't experienced gross until you've marched through a sea of unwashed shag carpets trying to find the perfect position, getting jostled and bumped by who knows what body part. I still have flashbacks to MFF2014. I was there man, during the gas attack. Getting penned up like animals with literal dogs.
Thank you for your service π«‘
Thank you for your service πΊ
FTFY
Furvice even
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Thank you for your furvice! π«‘π¦ π’οΈ
Semper Furdelis πΊπΈ π«‘ π¦
Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.
Or walk-in freezers, IDK.
Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.
Wait, do furries work at Applebee's, as a rule?
How to do crop?
Step 1: plant seed
Step 2: ????
Step 3: crop
We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.
Cannibals everywhere smh my head
Step 2: pray for rain
YET
That's why I'm definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I'd be set... as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.
Just make sure you note where your maker got your fur, just in case π
Definitely.
Although, I don't think I'd go for a full suit for my fursona because I've never imagined them naked, I'll agree this is a good idea.
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"Avenge me Brother! BROTHER AVENGE ME!"
I thought this was about something completely different when reading lmao.
lmao don't
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