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[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It was a metaphor for the ways he’s fucked OK education and the students.

This article: Board members: TV in Ryan Walters’ office displayed nude women during executive session

is not pay-walled.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hah, and when this source asked the guy's office about it the guy's spokesman went full DARVO:

Asked about the situation, Walters’ latest director of communications, Quinton Hitchcock, responded with a pointed statement Friday afternoon.

“What an absolute joke of a story and this is embarrassing from you to write a junk tabloid lie,” Hitchcock wrote in an email. “Any number of people have access to these offices, you have a hostile board who will say and do anything except tell the truth, and now, ‘NonsenseDoc’ is reporting on an alleged random TV cable image. Rock solid truth in journalism.”

So yeah, now I'm even more convinced the guy was caught red-handed....

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yup. Avoiding the question and topping it off with a personal attack is almost as good as an admission of guilt, IMHO. It’s a ridiculous, desperate tactic.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 23 hours ago

I feel like modern journalists really need to focus on the main logical fallacies and dissect these quotes pointing out how powerful they are at misinformation. People use fallacies offensively like this because it's effective.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Or, this spokesman is auditioning for a gig on Trump's PR team.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Walters was really gunning for Department of Ed. Not as rich as McMahon though…

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Especially from the right

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Walters’ latest director of communications

Sounds like he goes through a lot of them. I wonder why 🤔

Quinton Hitchcock

I'd make up a fake name if I was to represent him in public too. I wonder if "Quinton" also wears a mask.

Either way, he hitched his cock to the wrong wagon.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Weird that it's always they guys you suspect the most... Must be a conspiracy.

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He's an asshole and terrible and everything, but this caught my eye:

And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I was looking closer, and I got a full-body view, and I was like, ‘That is pubic hair.’

It's ridiculous that there are adults who are so prudish that the mere utterance of words like "nipple" and "pubic hair" cause them consternation.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Which is why it’s funny that he’s accusing them of having a political agenda. They are all arch conservatives!

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

~~How the fuck is this NotTheOnion‽‽‽~~

How the fuck isn't this The Onion‽‽‽

[–] tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

bear with me here...because it happened and its absurd enough to be an onion article

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Aha, agreed

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

Carson said the images caught her eye during the meeting. “And I was like, ‘Those are naked women,’” she said. "And then I was like, ‘No, wait a minute. Those aren’t naked, surely those aren’t naked women. Something is playing a trick on my eye. Maybe they just have on tan bodysuits. … This is just really bizarre.’

“I saw them just walking across the screen, and I’m like, ‘No.’ I’m sorry I even have to use this language, but I’m like, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I’m like, ‘That’s pubic hair.’ What in the world am I watching? I didn’t watch a second longer. … I was so disturbed by it, I was like, ‘What is on your TV?’ I was very stern, like I’d been a mother or a classroom teacher. And I said, ‘What am I watching? Turn it off now!’”

"It looked like it was made in the ’60s, maybe," she said.

This is the guy who’s going to have teachers from out of state take a “morality test”.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 day ago

We really need to get weird back in the rotation. Cause that's fucking weird.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Link to the flick? Some retro stuff is pretty good and this guy seems like a connoisseur.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

In the article picture, it looks like Jane Birkin and Brigitte Bardot, who are not porn actresses, but french cinema always had a lot of nude scenes

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago