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[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He's an asshole and terrible and everything, but this caught my eye:

And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I was looking closer, and I got a full-body view, and I was like, ‘That is pubic hair.’

It's ridiculous that there are adults who are so prudish that the mere utterance of words like "nipple" and "pubic hair" cause them consternation.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Which is why it’s funny that he’s accusing them of having a political agenda. They are all arch conservatives!