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Ryan Walters Accidentally Screens Retro Nudie Flick for State School Board Members... (thelostogle.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by andros_rex@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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For context, Walters a couple of years ago was leading a witch hunt against school libraries, claiming that they were filled with pornography.

This also comes out the same day Oklahoma was declared 50th in education.

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[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It was a metaphor for the ways he’s fucked OK education and the students.

This article: Board members: TV in Ryan Walters’ office displayed nude women during executive session

is not pay-walled.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hah, and when this source asked the guy's office about it the guy's spokesman went full DARVO:

Asked about the situation, Walters’ latest director of communications, Quinton Hitchcock, responded with a pointed statement Friday afternoon.

“What an absolute joke of a story and this is embarrassing from you to write a junk tabloid lie,” Hitchcock wrote in an email. “Any number of people have access to these offices, you have a hostile board who will say and do anything except tell the truth, and now, ‘NonsenseDoc’ is reporting on an alleged random TV cable image. Rock solid truth in journalism.”

So yeah, now I'm even more convinced the guy was caught red-handed....

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yup. Avoiding the question and topping it off with a personal attack is almost as good as an admission of guilt, IMHO. It’s a ridiculous, desperate tactic.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 23 hours ago

I feel like modern journalists really need to focus on the main logical fallacies and dissect these quotes pointing out how powerful they are at misinformation. People use fallacies offensively like this because it's effective.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Or, this spokesman is auditioning for a gig on Trump's PR team.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Walters was really gunning for Department of Ed. Not as rich as McMahon though…

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Especially from the right

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Walters’ latest director of communications

Sounds like he goes through a lot of them. I wonder why 🤔

Quinton Hitchcock

I'd make up a fake name if I was to represent him in public too. I wonder if "Quinton" also wears a mask.

Either way, he hitched his cock to the wrong wagon.