"Then I sacrificed myself to save you from the rules I made up myself. I could've just changed the rule, but somehow this convoluted plot line was simpler."
this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2025
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It is to show that I suffered with you for a bit. Only one third of me, to be fair, which I created specifically for that little exercise.
One third of me gave up a whole weekend! If that ain’t love I don’t know WHAT is!
Now eat my flesh and drink my blood. I SAID DRINK IT PLEDGE
*to redeem you from my judgement, since you will never be good enough to undo you having Knowldege of Good and Evil, in the original shouldering of Collective Guilt.
*Then I offended some of you so that you wold kill and I could forgive you killing me and at the same time kind of forgive everyone everything but not only under certain conditions.
God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.
Jesus: Please don't.
I think Jesus’ backstory plays into the manipulative auntie strat where they made 1 singular sacrifice in their life and because of that you have to be grateful and mow the lawn, Willy.
This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10
It will always be confusing as long as you think about it
“So that we can destroy all of those not chosen by god/me and rule the entire world until god/I take the even more chosen by god/me to ascend to heaven while everyone else desperately kill each other in the demon infested aftermath of god’s/my complete abandonment.”
This is not hyperbolic, that’s literally the goals of christianity and abrahamic religions in general.
The Arians were right!
(I mean Arianism the faith, not the other thing)
The guy that was famously punched in the face by Santa Claus
Real story, st Nicholas punched Arius because of the whose heresy thing, and the resulting chaos led to the council of nicea
Enkelt penkelt citronklämmis.