Imagine asking it for directions and it starts talking about white genocide in South Africa, lmao
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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Worse, it figures out the driver isn't white and forces them into oncoming traffic.
Or starts running over non-white pedestrians
Oh, so that's why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn't racist enough
Coming up next week: Captchas where you have to click on all the pictures containing non-white people
Clicking the picture deploys a missile
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If it determines their name sounds like (((one of them))), MechaHitler could lock its doors and detonate its batteries, helping to continue its namesake’s mission.
I was thinking it only lets you "turn to the right". No left turns allowed.
Imagine asking it to take you to Taco Bell and the car just mows down the nearest mexican.
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Tesla owner: "I don't care about politics, I just like the car. I'm not a bad person!"
car is in the background screaming, "Jews will not replace us!!"
Literally why would anyone want that. Even racist elon musk lovers. Why would anyone want their car to have an LLM.
My guess is that some hardcore Musk followers must be very lonely at this point, so much so that they prefer talking to chatbots.
Lmao, rip.
In general, with tools these LLMs have the ability to bring the next generation of Alexa / HomePod like devices (though I am not sure Amazon has delivered on that vision yet)
I like the idea of running a Llama based "Assistant" that would not require all my data leaving my house which could also be accomplished with these features.
In my car though... just use my fucking phone and get out of my way
(Getting downvoted... OK :) My definition of "mildly interesting" feature may be unpopular.)
They actually do mildly interesting things, and I can see it as a vector to eventually do ACTUALLY useful things. VW and Mercedes both use ChatGPT to power this feature for now.
Plus, the Chinese ones get to wear funny hats! Here is one dressed up as .
That would be fine if we could trust businesses, but... :gestures at the last half-millennium:
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I'm not going to downvote you just because we don't share the same perspective, that's dumb. I hope you're having a good day :)
I don't want to talk to my car though. I see voice recognition as potentially useful for hands free control, which does have meaningful value, but I don't need an LLM or any form of generative ai for that
I don't want to talk to the combined informational model of twitter while driving my car. I don't want to talk to the combined informational model of the rest of the internet either.
Asking for weather or directions or whatever, sure, but that doesn't need an LLM, and certainly doesn't benefit from grok specifically
The hat is very cute though.
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Man the actual cyberpunk sucks ass.
Even the bugged release version from 2077 was better than reality
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Bad day to be a jewish Telsa driver.
Thanks for the chuckle, that got me good. I just imagined an old Jewish man groaning "Oy vey..." after starting his car and seeing a greeting message along the lines of "HI! I'm MECHA-Hitler, your new onboard Ai assistant!"
(It's a surreal dark-humor chuckle, not an antisemitic chuckle, just to clarify, since this is the internet...)
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He's really leaning into the Swasticar thing isn't he?
Very confused about what the point of this would be. People don't use their cars enough to justify having something like that installed, and it seems like it would just make things more expensive for xAI for not much benefit at all.
It's so Musk can give himself money he would otherwise not get. The user experience has no part in this.
Adoption and usage is a huge value for AI companies.
In order to train data, they need data from humans. Just like social media companies need users to create content. And they're already crawling & stealing everything they can off the internet. But they need more.
Google, Facebook - they're shoving it in everything they own to get more user usage so they can feed their AI beast.
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They can run the model locally on the car's onboard NPU/GPU, so every time the driver asks the car a question, the model can take compute away from the car's driving software. "Hey, Tesla, why are trees green?" Dashboard goes dark, car drives off road
Although to be fair, they already do that last part.
I was about to say, that might make the car safer on net!
Less compute means less bandwidth to hallucinate demons in front of you on a totally unobstructed straightaway.
when getting blasted with fascist remarks on your daily commute is becoming the norm, we as a society should start asking questions.
I miss the days of good AM radio too. Also good FM radio. Ham radio never goes bad.
Wow he's going balls out on the swasticar.
We’re still waiting on self driving, Elon. Where’s self driving, Elon? Stop giving your devs extra work and implement self driving, Elon
Tesla will go bankrupt before self driving is released.
Ah yes, nothing could go wrong by giving MechaHitler mobility...
Noooo! He is gonna drive straight through Poland into Russia in winter, and then run out of power!
Calling teslas “Swasticars” and CT’s “”Wankpanzers” was supposed to be a joke.
So you want Grok, a racist LLM, to have control of vehicles with driverless features. How long until Grok commits a terrorist attack?
How long until one does and Trump says "there's good AIs on both sides"?
Nazi vehicles with Nazi brains
Every day I am so glad that 8 years ago I decided not to buy a Tesla.
Imagining a Cybertruck going apeshit yelling about praising Hitler because it disagreed with the driver and crashing into a ditch 😂 😭
At some point Grok is going to take over the driving and just start running over minorities. Mark my words
I think he has actually found a way to make the cyber truck even shitter, which feels like some sort of weird achievement.
Exactly the feature I was looking for on a new car.
Imagine the joys of commuting through rush hour with an insane, racist, conspiracy theory obsessed talking machine every day for the rest of your life.
It's like a fever dream
It's like a dream.
Oh and I hope Tesla stocks go down even more!
Remember this is the same guy that has increased the price on vehicles people didn’t yet receive but already paid for. He asked people to pay more for already purchased vehicles they have not received.
Still can't actually drive it's self like he has been promising for over a decade. Musk will never deliver.
What does this even mean? If you have a phone in your tesla, you already have grok in a tesla vehicle. Amazing how the Media-Tesla-hype complex works.
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