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Imagine asking it for directions and it starts talking about white genocide in South Africa, lmao
Worse, it figures out the driver isn't white and forces them into oncoming traffic.
Or starts running over non-white pedestrians
Oh, so that's why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn't racist enough
Coming up next week: Captchas where you have to click on all the pictures containing non-white people
Clicking the picture deploys a missile
Time for a relevant Better Off Ted
Pecuniam Coram Populo
One of the few shows actually finished all the seasons of
If it determines their name sounds like (((one of them))), MechaHitler could lock its doors and detonate its batteries, helping to continue its namesake’s mission.
I was thinking it only lets you "turn to the right". No left turns allowed.
Imagine asking it to take you to Taco Bell and the car just mows down the nearest mexican.
Well what if I'm asking for directions on how to white genocide South Africa you ever think of that