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Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews” (fuelarc.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Not even a single full day into operation, and the new Grok 4 is hurling racist conspiracy theories at users.

According to Elon Musk, no later than next week, it will be added to Tesla vehicles.

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 81 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Worse, it figures out the driver isn't white and forces them into oncoming traffic.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Or starts running over non-white pedestrians

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 44 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Oh, so that's why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn't racist enough

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Coming up next week: Captchas where you have to click on all the pictures containing non-white people

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Clicking the picture deploys a missile

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Time for a relevant Better Off Ted

Pecuniam Coram Populo

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

One of the few shows actually finished all the seasons of

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 20 hours ago

If it determines their name sounds like (((one of them))), MechaHitler could lock its doors and detonate its batteries, helping to continue its namesake’s mission.