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the drain can have little a grease, as a treat

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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 128 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Don't pour hot grease in a glass jar or it'll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 66 points 1 day ago

Are you... speaking from experience?

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I use a Pyrex container if I want to safe the grease. Otherwise I make a bowl of aluminum foil, pour it into that, and toss it once it hardens.

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

That’s why I pour it into the jar in the sink.

That and I’m really messy and the sink is the easiest place to clean up spilled grease.

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[–] BossDj@piefed.social 95 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can't tell if people here are pouring their grease down the drain.

The answer is don't. "It will be fine" for the person who told you that it will be fine, but it will absolutely fail for you. You know that by now. Also that guy is lying and already had to snake his drain but won't tell you that.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 73 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

As a home owner, $360 to get my kitchen drain cleaned. No more grease down the drain.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I briefly worked for a plumber during my college days to make money. He said the people who kept him in business were people who poured grease down the drain and also people who flushed tampons.

[–] droans@midwest.social 13 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

People who pour grease down the drain have definitely never unclogged a drain before.

Usually something like half fibers (hair, tampons, "flushable" wipes, etc), half grease and fats.

If it's a solid at room temp, it probably shouldn't go down the drain.

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Keep it in a mug by the sink

Every time the mug fills up, dump it into a pot of very hot water, give it a stir, pour it into a mason jar, seal it tightly, and put it in the fridge upside down.

When it's cold, dump out the water, scrape the thin top layer of crap off, and voila, you have perfectly usable high smoke point salted lard for frying.

If you fry fresh pork belly, save that fat separately, do the same thing, and you have pure lard.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

It isn't put in the jar to throw away, its put in the jar to cook more food with later

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 27 points 1 day ago

For maximum enjoyment, drink it directly from the jar. Preferably while warm.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And use for tortillas and savory pie crust.

When my grandma had "too much" of it she would mix it with seeds and put it out for the woodpeckers in winter

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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pour it down the drain to punish the landlord for raising the rent.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Obligatory response to this meme e'er time, "Sigh, if it's on septic its massively expensive infrastructure the tenant will be held liable for 10/10 times, and will only render one less living space habitable. And if it's on sewer it's punishing the public's wastewater treatment facility."

Aand resume.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

why would you bother with a jar? just leave the pan to cool then wipe it up with some paper and toss it in the food waste bin

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago

why would you bother with a jar? just leave the pan to cool then wipe it up with some paper and toss it in the ~~food waste bin~~ drain.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

I use a jar because saved bacon grease makes for a tasty pre-salted lipid additive for free!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Because I add the grease to my compost heap and I don't like paper towel.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Can, pour the grease into a can. Glass is likely to energetically and spontaneously disassemble when temperature shock occurs.

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago (15 children)

Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 48 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

“But Dad, my heart hurts.”

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

Our drains need to learn to evolve with our rapidly changing technology

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 30 points 21 hours ago (21 children)

Says people who have never lived alone.

Like you don't even have to be a homeowner to know not to do this! I know this is shit posting, but there ain't no way you make it to reproductive age without figuring this one dumb thing out‽

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Some people (like Ben Shapiro and his ilk) make it to adulthood not knowing how to do laundry or clean the dishes in the first place. ... and they're proud of it.

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[–] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Let it be the landlord's problem.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/12/550465000/behold-the-fatberg-london-s-130-ton-rock-solid-sewer-blockage

You're not just "sticking it to the man" when you do this though


you're being a dick to your city, its residents, and employees.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Yeah.

They're not doing maintenance until something happens.

Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can't go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

Don't ask me how I know.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It ruins things for everyone in your local area though. Fatburgs aren't localised to your landlords house.

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

The tenant special

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago

"Yeah take that landlord!"

*clogs their own pipes*

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Like a landlord is going to fix your clogged drain anytime soon. They're not your mom, they're a business. You'll be lucky if a plumber comes out in a couple of weeks.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The jar got stuck in my drain.

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[–] polle@feddit.org 24 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Who puts fat down their drain hates their plumbing system.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 18 points 10 hours ago (10 children)

Okay but how? In what? For how long? Do you reuse it again? How often? Does it go bad? Where do I put the jar? Do I close it? People just say shit like "save your grease" and expect me to know what to do.

[–] hansolo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You save it up in a can or a jar and then you have a world of options:

Throw it away Make soap from it Throw it away Use it to season cast iron pots and pans Throw it away Cook with it if it's from the last few days Throw it away Add it to outdoor dog food in the winter Throw it away Soften dry ski-you know what, just throw it away.

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[–] HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I always chug a beer/soda, open the top of the can using a can opener, and pour the grease into that.

NOTE: make sure all the liquid is out of the bottom of the can (maybe wipe it down with a towel) or else the grease may shoot back out

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

Dad owned a low rent apartment house. people would put chicken bones in the drain and then call because the drain backed up. and take bulbs out of the hallway lights. He'd laugh about it then fix the stuff because he wasn't a good slum-lord. Probably never broke even

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Step 1: Get chickens

Step 2: add oats ( oat flakes ) to the pan with grease

Step 3: stir until they've absorbed the fat

Step 4: treat the chickens

Step 5: ??????

Step 6: Profit!

Edit: formatting

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

IF you absolutely must do this, make sure to fill the bottom of the sink with a little bit of cold standing water first. This helps to break up the grease and seal in the juices.

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