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[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 1 day ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago

Friggin delicious.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 day ago

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

But pussy isn't!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] craigers@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Don't call him ass

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago
[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago
[–] a_person@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Onion (raw)

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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[–] MightyLordJason@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Granola and Yogurt. Or Yogurt and Granola

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago

Rib sammich

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

A bag of dicks

[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] krow@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Hi Adobo 🥰

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 19 hours ago

I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago

Σκορδοπατατάκια

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
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