Im a "brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout" :3
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Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding
Where I live, I scan the items with my phone and put them straight into my own bag, then at the self-checkout I just scan the QR and pay through the app.
That's ingenious.
Lawful good and neutral good are the ONLY acceptable anwers
Chaotic good is fine if you don't launch it too hard. It's enjoyable to put barely enough force in so that it just slides into the cart in front of it.
It's like bowling.
Just don't launch it from far away, otherwise it could veer into someone's car. Which would be caught on camera, incidentally.
…or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.
In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.
The mystical cart without a janky wheel, the prophecies have foretold of this one.
But you’d still have to go up to the trolley to get your pound back.
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Chaotic Good. Though more often I'm a "ride-it-into-the-corral" guy.
I'm "got the coin back that I put in the cart when I got it".
Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.
Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
True neutral: Given to a staff member.
Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.
True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.
The true neutral taketh, and giveth back
What alignment are you if you just take it home?
For the record: I am chaotic good. I can accurately hit the inside of the corral from up to 150 feet away. 😤
I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.
True neutral
Returned to the poor
The lowly shopping cart is the only appliance that can absorb my gathered rage as I launch it full speed into its brethren
Which one is hop into the basket and take it for a joyride?
Chaotic Cool 😎
I rarely use a cart anymore because I do more frequent, shorter, trips and just bring a tote bag. But the other day I went with someone to a store and we used a cart. I returned it to the cart return place and she was like "good. You can learn a lot about someone by what they do with the cart"
What's zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?
Karma is typically connected to Lawful Neutral.
I don't see what you're talking about, zip tie or poorly parked SUV
OP is saying that they like to zip-tie the cart, not that it's in any of the images; and they're asking what alignment that would fall under.
Ahhhh. That makes sense. Thanks
So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?
I'm on the good row, depending on the store and distance back. I have on one occasion delivered a cart back to the store via my car (a good mile or so away) - it was left in our neighborhood, I was doing it for myself and neighbors, not the store, so I don't know where that puts me. It's the opposite of true neutral, since presumably someone poor had used it and discarded it.
I’d be more inclined to think teenagers took it for hijinks, but I’m not familiar with the neighborhood where you found it, of course
I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.
I’m 40.
I’m usually lawful good or neutral good, but I’ve been lawful evil or chaotic neutral when there are no corrals and there is no space between cars in the parking so I would need to go around the entire parking back into the store. I do this in protest of them preferring to have a few more parking slots than putting in a corral.
Chaotic evil is resting the cart on a very slight incline that will cause it to careen into someone a few seconds after it is unattended.
Where does "slammed into someone's car" fall?
Chaotic Good baby, love when the parking lot around the corral is vacant so I can go for distance without risking hitting anyone.
Golden corral
Shopping trolleys are a rich source of materials for the aspiring welding fabricator. Road signs can also be good but they get banged around.
Wherw would "Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole." Sit?
I'm solidly neutral good, but have occasional deviations into lawful good and chaotic good territory.
Yes, normally Neutral Good but will go Chaotic Good if the corral is empty or pretty much empty. I’m lawful good if I only have a free things or there is no corral, but in those cases I try to avoid bringing the cart back to the car.
This is one template I'm down to bring back
I think I’m the Lawful Good. Sorry.
I zip tie them to people's door handles when they park like assholes.
Some of the returns sound like you took it from there in the first place. Return to the poor? Did you take it from them? Return to a culvert? Did you find it in a ditch and then take it shopping??
What would "return to corral and flip it over" fall under?
Lawful Good
Years ago, my mate and I stole one, took it into the forest, and used it as a grill during the summer. Which alignment does that make us?
Chaotic Neutral, you still technically returned it to nature
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