this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 53 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

THESE ARE MY BOOBS THESE ARE MY GUNS
THESE ARE BOOBS AND THESE ARE FOR FUN

[–] KlutzieDeb334@feddit.online 41 points 4 days ago

Your grandpa has a cool personality!

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 days ago

Consider it restored+

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago

this machine killed fascists 😘

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 21 points 4 days ago
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Man Breasts. Moobies. Mitties. Mmilkers. Mmammaries.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whatever they’re called, he’s gonna need to wear a manzierre.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Fuckin' LOL. I'm pretty sure one of my grandfathers would have laughed. The other would have been really confused, and both of them served in WWII, and technically the start of The Korean War.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago

Misread this as "technically started the Korean War."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 4 days ago

And there’s me just thinking the joke was that it turned him into anime.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 days ago

Fat fucking titties.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Everyday we stray farther from the Lord's light.

please we all know gramps had teats like zeppelins

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Horrors beyond human comprehension..

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago

Didn't he win Drag Race a few seasons back? Loved him.

Thanks for using/posting dark mode

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Period accurate.