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As investment, I bought this, instead of stocks. Any ideas on what to do with it?

Location:

  • 75km (1hr) to a big international airport. Airport has direct flights to most EU capitals (2-4hr flights)
  • 50km to city center
  • 25km from nearest large residential area (500,000+ population)
  • 5km from massive organized industrial area (government supports factories here)
  • 35km from a rich residential area
  • 1km away from the village (its old and mostly depopulated) and animal husbandry area

Access:

  • There is public transportation, but one has to walk 1.5km after leaving the bus.
  • There is no direct road access to the land. You have to walk like 200m after leaving your car.
  • 1km road to here is non-asphalt and its a bit bumpy ride. When it rains, it gets bad here. It rains rarely

It is quite peaceful and quiet there. You can hear interesting bird sounds sometimes. You see no buildings, no cars and no humans anywhere near you when you're there, which feels great imo. You notice the air quality after you leave your car. I personally absolutely would want to live here for a while

Ideas

  • Trying to clarify this rn, but I think I can make $120-160/yr/decare from leasing the land to a farmer. Land is 25 decares
  • "Unique co-living opportunity with vegan food & yoga sessions" In other words, remote work / digital nomad village for people who want to work REALLY remotely :) I'd have to arrange electricity (solar panels and powerbanks), internet, toilet, shower, water, tents, mattresses/pillows/sheets, food, drinking water. (Though I don't know what people will do when they're bored here? Any ideas? Meditation would get boring after some point)
  • Sadly location isn't touristic, but it is 1hr flight away from extremely touristic areas. One of those areas, a city, was the most visited city in the world a few years ago.
  • I've met a few volunteers and they seemed quite willing to volunteer for whatever I decide to do here (if I do anything). For those unfamiliar: WWOOF and Workaway

Also- Any suggestions on where I should ask this question on the internet?

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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Plant some dang trees for starters, unless it's only going to be land used for farming.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I vote for the dang trees. I like trees.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Ain't nobody speaking for them dang trees so lend a hand and give em a voice.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 day ago

Even then, dynamic agroforestry would be nice.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

At least a wind block on the edges

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[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plant something ASAP on that naked land or it will all be carried away by rain and wind.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Looks like someone was farming it before, OP should contact them first since they will know about the potential and problems. Maybe make a percentage-of-profits deal rather than a lease. The timing is good for a crop, if they move quickly.

Or rewild it with native plants. Maybe some young trees on the windward edge, and seeds for a meadow

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plant whatever everybody around this area is planting and ASAP. He can think about what to do next year, but not this one.

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[–] cleanandsunny@literature.cafe 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For now? Lease as much of that land as you can. Cover crop the rest. You do not want bare, tilled soil sitting there for a year+ as you figure out bigger plans.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lease as much of that land as you can.

Careful. The Lemmy mob is watching 👀

[–] cleanandsunny@literature.cafe 40 points 1 day ago

Ha. Anyone who’s farmed knows that ag leases are such a different scenario and very negotiable, especially if you are working with someone who wants to see the land in production or help young farmers etc. I WISH there had been more willing landlords when I was farming, it took me two years to find a place at all. Lemmings can hate once they’ve negotiated their own ag lease 👀 👩🏻‍🌾

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago

Mmmmm local grown food and a landlord!? 🍽️ 🍽️ 🍽️

:P

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 57 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Plant potatoes. Charge rich families to come out and harvest potatoes as a "total farm experience". Sell them as a "rustic handgrown" crop.

Take the profit and buy a shit ton of meth and smoke until your heart explodes. Die with a smile as you escape late stage capitalism ✨️

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[–] MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No answer here, just wanted to say you inadvertently wrote one of the most interesting geolocation challenges I've seen.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How close are you to high voltage transmission lines? This might be good for an commercial sized solar farm.

[–] amksenin@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (8 children)

There's a solar farm 1km away. I heard here it would require like $1m of investment and it pays for itself in 7 years but that's above my pay grade AFAIK

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I mean...

So do 1/10th of that. 100k pays for itself in 7 years? Still have 9/10 of your land to play with.

Just a thought. turnkey operations are geist for land ownership.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 42 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Sell 1x1 foot squares of it in a vending machine at a random gas station in the middle of nowhere.

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I would totally buy a gapcha token for one 1x1^2ft of inaccessible land from a vending machine.

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[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 42 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

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[–] seeigel@feddit.org 35 points 11 hours ago

Sell it and remember that you first figure out what you want and then you buy the suitable land for it.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 27 points 9 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You bought a bunch of land with no plan for it??

It looks like it’s been farmed recently. I don’t know what the growing season there is, you might be too late to start this year, but if you can lease it to a farmer for this season that at least has the land be productive while you figure out your longer-term plan. That way you can put plans in place to start work when the growing season is finished.

[–] amksenin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You bought a bunch of land with no plan for it??

It is common in this country to invest in land. It would have been better to invest in US tech stocks but I was young and not well informed

Any thoughts on figuring out longer-term plan?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Actually, you might have dodged a bullet with those tech stocks.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago

Regenerative Agriculture / Permaculture

If you plan to lease out to a farmer, find one that won't fill it with herbicides and pesticides. And maybe look to only lease part of it while you work to recover other parts.

I'm looking to buy land that needs to be recovered and have the budget that will likely lead me to a place like this that doesn't have direct road access. Good luck!

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (7 children)

If I had this land, I'd grow food.

[–] anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

With all the rage about digital detox trips you could probably get people to grow food for you while paying you for the opportunity, if the marketing is done right.

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[–] abominable_panda@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you ever see the movie Holes (2003)?

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Take a tupperware container set and test the water supplied to the field for PH value using a pack of litmus papers, then test the four corners and center of your field by scooping up some dirt, adding some water, and testing with litmus paper. Next, drain out the water and let it evaporate and look for signs of crystalization or condensates. Seal some of your soil samples to see if a healthy soil biome blooms in the sample, fungus and such.

A good healthy soil will have a strong biome. It and its water supply should be close to PH 6 to 7 for most tall grass and similar crops. There should be little to no saline in your soil, signs of that might indicate a brine pit forming in the water table near your land.

The most valuable single-season crops are crops that you can process yourself rather than selling to a granary. For examples: milled flour, corn byproducts, alcoholic ingredients, beets for sugar, bamboo, or switchgrass fermented into propionic acid biofuel. The major downside to being your own processor is that you're also your own distributor which is very difficult.

Sometimes subsidies make unprofitable crops profitable, sometimes granaries or local brewers offer a good price for specific crops. Be sure to check the local market thoroughly.

Make sure to join up with any farming groups in your area and get insured for any farming you do. Also get somebody to provide some bee boxes.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Does leasing the land pay enough to make it worthwhile? Gives you time to think.

If it's fertile land you should probably use it, or lease it, to grow food.

Farming is not easy. Until you learnt to be good at it you'll put in a lot of hours into making not much money after costs have been paid.

[–] MadBabs@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You could look into rewilding the land

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

as an investment

Edit: but, also:

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[–] JASN_DE@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you check that you're actually allowed to build and live there? Depending on where that is (i guess left out on purpose), you can't simply decide to build a house in a field.

[–] amksenin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yes I can build 250m2 of house here but that would kill land's future investment potential (organized industrial area expansion is the development play here)

So instead I plan to use tents to host people if I ever do something here

Though, I guess I can build sheds if they are easy/cheap to remove. I don't know much about construction

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[–] turkelton@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

Edible forest

[–] MomoGajo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In the short term, leasing to a farmer isn't a bad idea. It looks like a lot of your tentative plans will take time and money, so a short term land rental might be a good idea.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Couple ideas:

  1. Sit on it. It'll just passively build value over time
  2. See if any cell service providers want to setup towers. They provide passive income as well, monthly
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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What's the legality of that land?

Where I live there's no way a plot of land is suited for both farming and a Hotel.

If you build something in a place where residential/commercial buildings are not allowed you are in for a lot of troubles.

If the weather provides the safest bet for the most profit would probably be plant some easy trees or some plant that would not need a lot of caring, and just sell the products.

That for money. If I were you and I had money to throw I would just built a retire House for myself and collect my returns in peace of mind and health. But then again, residential buildings may not be allowed there.

[–] aasatru@kbin.earth 13 points 1 day ago

Leasing it to a farmer seems like the obvious choice. I'm not sure digital nomads would be all that interested in working in the middle of a field.

I'd love to see land like this returning to nature with native vegetation, but that would take a really long time and doesn't come with an obvious path to making a profit. Unless you sell it to developers for a higher price in a few years, of course.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

What about a campsite?

No yoghurt weaving digital nomad yoga shite.

Just a plain old campsite that people can stay on with their campervans, caravans, tents etc

You'd probably need a shower and toilet at least.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 15 hours ago

There's some great ideas in this thread but sadly I think most of them are fairly high risk.

Doing anything in this kind of scope is going to cost a lot of capital. If it goes wrong all that money is gone.

I would lease it to a farmer.

Maybe reserve a corner where you can build up some basic facilities. I'm not sure what's popular where you are but here in Australia you can find places like this on hipcamp where you can camp for a few dollars a day.

Use your income to build basic facilities over time. Toilets, showers, kitchen, solar.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 13 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

make real life whiterun from skyrim. i saw land for sale as a kid and that was my only plan if i had bought it

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I had a family member who owned land in the sticks. He said you can earn a passive income letting a farmer use it. He let a guy bail hay to sell.

Meanwhile, sit on it for 20-30 years. The land multiplied in value many times over. Eventually, it got sold to a development firm to build multiple neighborhoods after the nearby city continued to expand in that direction.

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