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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 161 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Random transphobia in there can fuck right off

[–] deur@feddit.nl 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)

4th item is most likely referring to r/conservative as well which means they're also mad they can't participate in the hate chamber

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

Eh probably not, I used to get messages all the time saying "Oh you were subscribed to or posted in r/thisbullshit so we went ahead and banned you." even though I didn't even remember subscribing to or posting in said subreddit

Also Reddit's policy is officially that you cannot be banned from one subreddit for something that happened in another. This policy is so god damn ignored, that you'd think it was an officer's oath to serve and protect.

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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeeeeeaaaaah, when I read the bit about narrow talking points being allowed, I knew the author was either going to have a good point about Reddit's tendency to circlejerk, or be a bigoted piece of shit. Not really shocked it's the latter.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're coming from 4chan. It was obvious how it was going to go just by the format of the post, before reading a single word

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[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago

They really buried the lede with that one, huh.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Random? That or some other bigoted bullshit was forecast to come from the third sentence.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Indeed, one thing I love about being trans is that it gives me a radar for if someone is being based or just an asshole.

If I detect transphobia I realize it's just assholery.

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Everywhere I go smells like shit."

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Had me until the transphobia

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It explains some.of the earlier stuff too.

He's active on right-wing hate subs, so he's banned from the remaining civilized subs.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

these people think women can have dicks

There it is. I was suspicious of this person's politics from the "virtually every topic known to man".

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Yup, I saw that first part and thought, "Ahh, 4chan, where people think reddit is too woke."

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fake: anon hates reddit because they have jargon (every language has it)

Gay: women can and do have dicks, gtfo with transphobia

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[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The fact anon used IPA as an example in the context of "acronyms they had to go look up the meaning of" says a lot about them, ngl.

The tacked on casual transphobia finishes painting the picture of the sorta person they are.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 11 points 2 days ago

I was confused when I read the transphobia part, then I remembered this was 4chan and cringed

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah everyone knows about the IPA

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

"I was sucking my wife's cock the other day, and it reminded me of this International Phonetic Alphabet I had recently!"

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[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The problem is that 4chan is too degenerate and reddit is too, well... reddit. Unfortunately Lemmy is far from perfect as well.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Reddit is populated by Bill Maher flavored liberals, 4chan is populated by Asmondgold flavored cockroaches, Tildes is populated by approximately seven users (but they're all pretty cool), and Lemmy users are smart with tech and stupid with everything else

[–] python@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, some of us are stupid with tech too! 😤

Finally, I feel seen.

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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Lemmy is more liberal than left, that's my problem with it. You will get hate for saying very reasonable opinions just because it goes against certain narratives. Better yet, just spit straight facts and you will still get hate, like this: economic class matters more than race for nearly all aspects of life, and a considerable number of primarily-racial factors would also be solved by eliminating poverty and reducing overall inequality.

Now watch the comments roll in.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Lemmy is just the right amount of degenerate.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hate how much over reach the mods have. Reddit doesn’t want to pay them so they let them have absolute power in their subs and thousands of people are punished because the mods wife cheated on him with his brother and he’s having a bad week.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was banned from the whole site because a mod got mad that I reported someone for abusive behavior that said mod agreed with.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got banned because I said “1 like = 1 wank” in r/entertainment about a pornstar that had died. I thought it would be fitting but I guess I was wrong.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I would think most porn stars would find that funny. I know I would if I died and someone said that.

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I wish there was a board where people would have the ideology of the left but without bring so triggered by anything.

Just no concept of humor as a coping mechanism.

[–] sean_lemmy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Sir this is Lemmy. People are even more up their butts here than Reddit

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've had the fortune to post on niche micro-imageboards like that, irreverent but not hateful.

They just have to stay small otherwise the classic issue of "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company" arises and now you can't post pictures of black people without a chance of triggering the trolls.

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[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It seems like you are getting either one extreme or the other. I'd be fine with no extremism on either political side and more rational moderation.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't wait till I see the greentext screenshots from 4chan about trying Lemmy only to discover it's just Reddit. This site is the ultimate "we're not Reddit!"

Looks inside

Reddit

[–] sean_lemmy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More niche and somehow more circle jerk

But at least federated 🤷

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago

As AVGN once put it, it's like choosing the dog shit that is all mushy and wet that has been in the shade all day, vs. the dog shit that has dried out in the sun across the street. Yes, the dried out dog shit is still better to step in, but it is still dog shit.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 13 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I've found some of the more shit post focused communities to actually be useful (or at least I did back when i still used Reddit).

PrisonHooch had more helpful advice and recommendations than HomeBrewing; PoliticalCompassMemes actually allowed space for Leftists to debate the Far-Right; Cremposting was where you went to discuss your tinfoil hat theory's on the works of Brandon Sanderson; etc. (I know there was a dozen or so of these I used to lean into, but those are the three that immediately come to mind).

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Perfect description.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Bro is posting this transphobic garbage on 4chan like they didn't all want to suck girlcock there too 🙄

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stalinist approach

Capitalist prole looking at a private media institution managed by unpaid laborers intent on maximizing profits for a gaggle of overpaid administrative flaks and their indolent shareholders: "God damn, this is like when the Russian guy ran a Communist newspaper."

Nevermind that these people think women can have dicks

Anyway, here's why Reddit is broke. Too. Many. Trans-Friendly. Leftists. Amirite, folks?

Fucking 4chan. Just stay dead already.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

Let's go through this:

  • Unpop Opinon is always terrible. It's terrible by design. Next.

  • Yes, very true, relationship advice online is generally awful. Rare chad on 4chan?

  • Ew. Going on about wrongthink, sounds like someone tried to say something hateful and didn't like being told to shut up.

  • Ew. Probably went on conservative. Shut up.

  • "Talks in qualifiers"?? What is this, a fucking grammarly course? Shut the fuck up.

  • Oh gee I can't talk about a specific language on the meta language board, I can only talk about meta language learning. If only I could go to a sub for the individual fucking language. What, are you complaining that you can't flood the meta sub with one of a thousand "whats good spanish app" posts?? Shut the fuck up.

  • Yes, hobbyists can be snobs. Not unique to reddit. Although I wonder if again we're mad that someone disagreed with me. Should probably just shut the fuck up.

  • Grammarly snob Anon doesn't like acronym snob Redditor, okay. This just sounds whiny. You guessed it, shut the fuck up.

  • And then there's the transphobia, although TBQH I'm a little concerned that Anon hadn't already lost you all before this point, did you just not sniff out the whiny bitchboy bullshit or did you all actually agree with it? Oh well, at least you all can draw the line at transphobia. As far as this complaint, they're upset that they didn't understand someone else's post because there wasn't enough information? Seriously? Shut the fuck up!

  • Ladydick is great but if it tastes yeasty then maybe see a doctor

  • Award speech edits are actually the very, very, qualitatively super duper worst thing about redditors, indeed. Never the less, shut the fuck up anon

Yeah this whole rant fell flat, it was just a generic conservative bitchpost. 1/10

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[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is wrong with women with cocks? I find them very hot.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I got banned from unpopular opinions and a bunch of other communities on dbzer0 for activity not on that community. We're slowly turning into Reddit ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] expr@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (44 children)

Given that, according to your comment history, you think "homosexuality is morally wrong", I don't think you're going to find much sympathy here. On the whole, Lemmy has little patience for regressive ideology.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

I never had to write my political manifesto to join a community on Reddit either lmao

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

DBZero(and Blahaj) have skin so thin that a bible page across the arm causes bloodletting.

I'm surprised the owners don't divvy out ban quotas per month. Half of the users they ban aren't even conservatives, who just had logical misunderstandings with an admin one day; wannabe couch revolutionaries looking for targets in the absence of anything real to do.

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