this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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Let's go through this:
Unpop Opinon is always terrible. It's terrible by design. Next.
Yes, very true, relationship advice online is generally awful. Rare chad on 4chan?
Ew. Going on about wrongthink, sounds like someone tried to say something hateful and didn't like being told to shut up.
Ew. Probably went on conservative. Shut up.
"Talks in qualifiers"?? What is this, a fucking grammarly course? Shut the fuck up.
Oh gee I can't talk about a specific language on the meta language board, I can only talk about meta language learning. If only I could go to a sub for the individual fucking language. What, are you complaining that you can't flood the meta sub with one of a thousand "whats good spanish app" posts?? Shut the fuck up.
Yes, hobbyists can be snobs. Not unique to reddit. Although I wonder if again we're mad that someone disagreed with me. Should probably just shut the fuck up.
Grammarly snob Anon doesn't like acronym snob Redditor, okay. This just sounds whiny. You guessed it, shut the fuck up.
And then there's the transphobia, although TBQH I'm a little concerned that Anon hadn't already lost you all before this point, did you just not sniff out the whiny bitchboy bullshit or did you all actually agree with it? Oh well, at least you all can draw the line at transphobia. As far as this complaint, they're upset that they didn't understand someone else's post because there wasn't enough information? Seriously? Shut the fuck up!
Ladydick is great but if it tastes yeasty then maybe see a doctor
Award speech edits are actually the very, very, qualitatively super duper worst thing about redditors, indeed. Never the less, shut the fuck up anon
Yeah this whole rant fell flat, it was just a generic conservative bitchpost. 1/10
The hobby one was the one that hit me the most.
I love a specific hobby. I don't like to engage much of the community because my opinions go against the hive kind. I also don't have interest/energy to debate. I also am not that interested in engaging daily. Weekly, sure. Monthly, absolutely. But day after day? I have a life to live.
But Every time I introduce people to it, I have to dial down my excitement. I invest a lot into my hobby and I'm really good at it.
Who controls the Reddit narrative of my hobby? Not people like me.
Well, what's the hobby?
Check out the defender of the hive here.
It's not a hive mind... it's just a lot of people who think you're a dick.
Like you realize that Anon will call us a hivemind for challenging transphobia right? Is it because you can't think for yourself? Or maybe you have a better reason for hating transphobes??
People who complain about hivemind are just trying to dehumanize and divide us.