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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 123 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Random transphobia in there can fuck right off

[–] deur@feddit.nl 51 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

4th item is most likely referring to r/conservative as well which means they're also mad they can't participate in the hate chamber

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 hours ago

Eh probably not, I used to get messages all the time saying "Oh you were subscribed to or posted in r/thisbullshit so we went ahead and banned you." even though I didn't even remember subscribing to or posting in said subreddit

Also Reddit's policy is officially that you cannot be banned from one subreddit for something that happened in another. This policy is so god damn ignored, that you'd think it was an officer's oath to serve and protect.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeeeeeaaaaah, when I read the bit about narrow talking points being allowed, I knew the author was either going to have a good point about Reddit's tendency to circlejerk, or be a bigoted piece of shit. Not really shocked it's the latter.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago

They're coming from 4chan. It was obvious how it was going to go just by the format of the post, before reading a single word

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 20 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Random? That or some other bigoted bullshit was forecast to come from the third sentence.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 18 points 18 hours ago

They really buried the lede with that one, huh.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago

Indeed, one thing I love about being trans is that it gives me a radar for if someone is being based or just an asshole.

If I detect transphobia I realize it's just assholery.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 58 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

"Everywhere I go smells like shit."

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 43 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Had me until the transphobia

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 40 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It explains some.of the earlier stuff too.

He's active on right-wing hate subs, so he's banned from the remaining civilized subs.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 34 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Fake: anon hates reddit because they have jargon (every language has it)

Gay: women can and do have dicks, gtfo with transphobia

[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 8 hours ago

The jargon thing is pretty rich coming from the most jargon-dense place on the internet

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 16 hours ago

I mean.. /d/

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 29 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

The fact anon used IPA as an example in the context of "acronyms they had to go look up the meaning of" says a lot about them, ngl.

The tacked on casual transphobia finishes painting the picture of the sorta person they are.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 10 points 18 hours ago

I was confused when I read the transphobia part, then I remembered this was 4chan and cringed

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah everyone knows about the IPA

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

"I was sucking my wife's cock the other day, and it reminded me of this International Phonetic Alphabet I had recently!"

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I've had that kind of sex lol.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

The problem is that 4chan is too degenerate and reddit is too, well... reddit. Unfortunately Lemmy is far from perfect as well.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Reddit is populated by Bill Maher flavored liberals, 4chan is populated by Asmondgold flavored cockroaches, Tildes is populated by approximately seven users (but they're all pretty cool), and Lemmy users are smart with tech and stupid with everything else

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I'd like a George Carlin / Bill Burr with some Carl Sagan as balance flavored community, please.

[–] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If your views are more moderate and nuanced, not so much. Context and intent does not seem to matter here.

This is so accurate I thought it worth acknowledging and repeating.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think you replied to the wrong guy, but thanks anyways.

[–] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 2 points 1 hour ago

I did indeed but I'm glad you saw it because you put exactly how I've felt about Lemmy into words.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I hate how much over reach the mods have. Reddit doesn’t want to pay them so they let them have absolute power in their subs and thousands of people are punished because the mods wife cheated on him with his brother and he’s having a bad week.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I was banned from the whole site because a mod got mad that I reported someone for abusive behavior that said mod agreed with.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I got banned because I said “1 like = 1 wank” in r/entertainment about a pornstar that had died. I thought it would be fitting but I guess I was wrong.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 19 hours ago

As AVGN once put it, it's like choosing the dog shit that is all mushy and wet that has been in the shade all day, vs. the dog shit that has dried out in the sun across the street. Yes, the dried out dog shit is still better to step in, but it is still dog shit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Stalinist approach

Capitalist prole looking at a private media institution managed by unpaid laborers intent on maximizing profits for a gaggle of overpaid administrative flaks and their indolent shareholders: "God damn, this is like when the Russian guy ran a Communist newspaper."

Nevermind that these people think women can have dicks

Anyway, here's why Reddit is broke. Too. Many. Trans-Friendly. Leftists. Amirite, folks?

Fucking 4chan. Just stay dead already.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've found some of the more shit post focused communities to actually be useful (or at least I did back when i still used Reddit).

PrisonHooch had more helpful advice and recommendations than HomeBrewing; PoliticalCompassMemes actually allowed space for Leftists to debate the Far-Right; Cremposting was where you went to discuss your tinfoil hat theory's on the works of Brandon Sanderson; etc. (I know there was a dozen or so of these I used to lean into, but those are the three that immediately come to mind).

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

2westerneurope4u unironically has some of the most important and honest discussions among Europeans, because people don't need to worry that much about what they are writing. They have mastered less moderation, without becoming a hate filled cesspool.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Don't suppose they have a fediverse equivalent space?

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Asking about it was literally my first post on here. It would probably be against the rules, because a big part of it is making fun of national stereotypes and it might look racist, if you didn't know what's going on. I recommend checking it out on reddit. I think you'll quickly realize why it would be a problem here and you also run the risk of people taking it literally and attracting the wrong crowd.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 5 hours ago

So found the Reddit reposting bot for it at !2westerneurope4u@lemmit.online (its just a not that reposts thing from Reddit).

!2westerneurope4u@reddthat.com looks more active. I'll take a peek at it this weekend.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Never ask 2westerneurope4u what they think about Sinti and Roma or eastern Europeans.

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Perfect description.

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What is wrong with women with cocks? I find them very hot.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 13 hours ago

Anon is a futa hater

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I wish there was a board where people would have the ideology of the left but without bring so triggered by anything.

Just no concept of humor as a coping mechanism.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It seems like you are getting either one extreme or the other. I'd be fine with no extremism on either political side and more rational moderation.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I got banned from unpopular opinions and a bunch of other communities on dbzer0 for activity not on that community. We're slowly turning into Reddit ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

DBZero(and Blahaj) have skin so thin that a bible page across the arm causes bloodletting.

I'm surprised the owners don't divvy out ban quotas per month. Half of the users they ban aren't even conservatives, who just had logical misunderstandings with an admin one day; wannabe couch revolutionaries looking for targets in the absence of anything real to do.

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[–] expr@programming.dev 3 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Given that, according to your comment history, you think "homosexuality is morally wrong", I don't think you're going to find much sympathy here. On the whole, Lemmy has little patience for regressive ideology.

[–] Sophocles@infosec.pub 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This. In recent months I've seen more and more hostile interactions and political strawmans than I can count. Been on Lemmy for over 2 years, and it hasn't changed for the worse until recently.

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago

Yeah, it all changed after Trump's victory and all the crazy shit he started immediately doing. I have both contributed to the problem, and lamented the shift. I don't want this platform to be about slinging half-baked political takes (lumping myself in there, to be clear), but also I can't blame anyone for wanting to discuss the terrifying stuff we're seeing. Really was cooler here, even just 6 months ago.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah boo reddit.

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