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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

"I was sucking my wife's cock the other day, and it reminded me of this International Phonetic Alphabet I had recently!"

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've had that kind of sex lol.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Never fuck a linguist.