Imagine farting in your sleep and being ripped apart because of this.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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I have to many alergies to survive
pull your ass cheeks apart
🫡 sir, yes sir!
ok now what
Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad
I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.
I can't think of a more overrated movie
Just live beside the waterfall you absolute morons
Aliens. Or Signs. Pretty much the same premise. Mindless, pointless killers that humans avoid or get killed by. Except Aliens at least had the heartless Weyland Yutani corp and a cast of characters the viewer got to enjoy. Far better film.
shove a straw up yer arse.
quiet farts forever on.
fuckin what.
wow okay the brap trumpet. one customer notes that it works well with coconut oil. but when I do it, suddenly it's a problem sheesh
BABY BUTT PLUG FOR FARTS.
I imagine, there would be downsides.
Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.
I watched the whole thing and they never even got to The Quiet Place.
Not even just that, my stomach would make that weird gurgle sound and I'd be done for.
Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling
I snore XD