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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 92 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Haha this turned dark real quick.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's not that dark. If mushrooms helped you realize you don't wanna be married to a person you should divorce them. Why spend time with someone you don't want to be with?

There is this belief for some reason that divorce is like the end of the world and a giant nightmare but like, I've done it, its not hard stuff and as long as you and your (soon to be) ex-partner aren't assholes then the hardest thing is gonna be making your schedules line up.

Like Yeah it's devastating to lose a built in best friend, but also you gotta live your truth

Anyways don't jump on mushroom thoughts immediately, let them settle and ferment for a bit before you follow them.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 127 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've been divorced. But i didn't decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It's a data point only.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] derek@infosec.pub 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The entry data could be a float or a double.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We don't know that it wasn't his wife's titties, maybe that's why he's getting divorced

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I called someone over" Made me think to his house from their house. But it could've been from across the house. You're right.

Edit: appearance

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

When my ex husband was around during my trips, he would freak me the fuck out. My body was in terror, I understood more than in that moment. The same lack of respect that I brushed off when not tripping sent me into a spiral.

It was a warning sign I didn’t take.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah shrooms are way more likely to give you the ability to think through legitimate problems than generate spontaneous bad ideas. Still though, give it some thought when you come down.

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Every chapter must come to its natural close. That is what starts the next chapter.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I was telling my therapist that I wanna take shrooms only last evening. I have a bunch. They're legal here. My partner works on Sunday and I have the place to myself. Hope she doesn't get divorced. Lol.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Wow I would never admit "recreational" drug use of any kind to any medical professional. Many years ago I admitted to smoking marijuana to my doctor and it turned into a major catastrophe. They threatened to report me to law enforcement for using illegal drugs and kept extorting me with bogus bills for months afterwards. I never trusted any medical professional again. Fuck the bible belt.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah, that shit doesn't happen in Oakland, CA.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s just straight up illegal for medical professionals to report drug use in Canada. The government doesn’t want people to die because they were afraid to go to the hospital

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[–] Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I admitted to my primary doctor that I used MDMA, acid, mushrooms, and ketamine within the past 3 months. He didn't even bat an eye, he was concerned of my drinking habits instead.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Ugh, wish my doc had been concerned about my drinking when it was a problem. Nope. I went in with insomnia problems, and explicitly told him I also have a drinking problem, and he prescribed the max dose of extended release Ambien with a casual "oh don't drink on this" as if I hadn't just told him I had a problem. I used to drink every day, he thought I'd magically stop because he prescribed something for me to take every day? NOPE. Surprised I didn't die from the alcohol + Ambien combo because I didn't realize how bad it truly was to mix those.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would recommend having someone around as a trip sitter for a first time.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I recommend having a friend trip with you together to affirm that what you're expeciencing matches what they're experiencing. I've taken a lot of psycadelics. For me, this is the way.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (20 children)

I'm currently growing my first batch, they are unfortunately not legal here 😅 They're fantastic though. I've done shrooms twice in my life now and my depression and social anxiety are all but gone. I've got years of therapy under my belt too and without that the effect would surely not have been this noticeable but still. When you take them you never know what will happen. Most likely it will be amazing from start to finish but every now and then shrooms make you confront unpleasant things. Taking them was a way to prove to myself that I'm ready to confront my fears.

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[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I suggest listening to some Terence Mckenna talks before tripping. Also, surrender to the shroom if needed. It'll help.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero's dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's a heros dose. I only did small amounts and it was long ago. Much better experience than I expected. Easier to snap out of than anything else. If your high on weed or drink you can't really snap out. But with a low amount of shrooms I definitely could. Then go right back to wondering why all of the Scooby Doo characters are naturally occuring in the cement walkway while sitting on the stoop

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

A heroes dose/heroic dose just refers to doing a very high dosage of a psychedelic substance like shrooms.

https://healing-mushrooms.net/heroic-dose

I've always heard a good normal dose is an eighth. According to that article linked above, a heroes dose is 5 grams, or an extra 1.5 grams beyond that.

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I had 7g once.

It was amazing, the visuals just took over my senses completely and when I came back, still tripping, I felt like I could telepathically talk to my friends lmao.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Glad you had a good trip! I accidentally did a heroic dose of acid back in 2016 and I have been leery of psychedelics ever since (though I have done shrooms and a few other research chemicals since then). I had 2x 130µG tabs of acid in my sock drawer for ~18 months that I didn't store in the freezer or anything, so I figured their potency had diminished and decided to take both. Big mistake. :)

[–] Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I wouldn't consider that a heroic dose. People lie about potency of tabs all the time. I typically do between 250umg-350umg and I'll get time completely stopping and rewinding. It seems like you just had accurately provided tabs and tripped hard. People do thumbprints of lsd between 10mg-15mg. 5 grams of mushrooms should be more potent than 300umg of acid with just standard cubensis.

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[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

According to the Psychonautwiki on shrooms (which is fairly reliable in my experience), anything over 50mg of psilocybin is a "heavy" dose. Trouble is, unless you can get your shrooms from a reliable source, guessing the psilocybin content is pretty tricky. The one time I intentionally did a pretty heavy trip on shrooms, it was something like a quarter ounce of dried shrooms, but another time I just had a nibble on one for laughs while drinking with my buddies and it wound up being pretty substantial. If they're fresh instead of dried or just a different strain or batch, it's all pretty up in the air, so my advice is to always be ready for a heavy trip unless you've already had some experience with that particular batch.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yes aborts are pretty wild. always remember set and setting

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Think about it maaan, we're all gonna die

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[–] alcibiades@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Same bro. Idk how much I took the first time but I literally forgot who I was, fell asleep, woke up covered in sweat, and tore my room apart because I was convinced that I was either dead or about to die. Shit scared me into just weed and drinking lol

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Man I am so jealous of all the people having a good time with shrooms in here and not even cause I have bad trips but have basically no trip.

First time I took them I went for 3.5g and then ended up adding another 1.5g as I realized it wasn't working. Second I made a 5g ginger tea. That was a bust. So third and last time I ended up doing a whole chocolate bar at 5g and then added about 2g of just straight shrooms.... I had a single moment where I felt like I reached a truth about "now" and human inertia, as I just practically meditated. But otherwise I would say the experience was disappointingly sober. No trips, no visuals, nothing much.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't do shrooms either. I've tried a number of times from various sources and all I get is 10 hours of nausea and an overpowering urge to sleep but I can't because I'm on shrooms.

The psilocybin pills worked for me, although I was microdosing them as part of a research study so maybe that was the difference. But Ive never had any issues with other psychedelis either.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I got nauseous pretty bad the first time with straight shrooms but I also tried wrapping them in slices of deli turkey and cheese which I do not recommend unless you are a dog.
I absolutely get the urge to sleep that's the 3rd time symptom I got.

I figure my body will be a research oddity at some point cause I feel lots of drugs have the wrong interactions with me. Maybe it's a digestion or processing issue with the mushroom fiber.

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[–] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (7 children)

No trip here as well, I just got real sleepy

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

last time i took shrooms my ex got mad at me for not caring enough that her food was taking too long to get delievered to her at work. she was mad at me the whole time i was tripping and wouldnt tell me why until i came down

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[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 40 points 2 days ago

Judging from the context, allowing one's chest to be used as a pillow.

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[–] knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 10 points 3 days ago

counterpoint: Bro no

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is "off boobs" the opposite of "on boobs"? Asking for a friend, obviously.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I would assume they meant "of boobs", but you present an interesting question of terminology. Unfortunately it begs the question, what exactly would we mean by "on boobs" in this context, so that we can question if "off boobs" is it's opposite?

Also, boobs. The answer to boobs is usually yes.

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[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Morning radio guy voice DUDES ROCK 🎸🎶🔥

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah slay dude

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