Acht, drie, een, elf, negen, tien, twaalf, twee, vier, vijf, zes, zeven.
8, 3, 1, 11, 9, 10, 12, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7
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Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image
I don't even know 100% that this is Dutch, but Dutch so often reads and sounds like someone German who doesn't know English trying to speak English and I love the language because of it ❤️
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Acht, drei, eins, elf, fünf, neun, sechs, sieben, vier, zehn, zwei, zwölf
8, 3, 1, 11, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2, 12
Ah there it is. The real language, not the one a confused toddler trying to learn German speaks
I recently found out that javascript's .sort() function, when called without arguments on an array of numbers, converts them all to strings and sorts them alphabetically 🤡
I'm a C programmer. My first time writing Javascript and ran into some sort of bug involving a === sign or something. Javascript is a silly language.
console.log("10"+1); // "101"
console.log("10"-1); // 9
The epitomy of irony is a JavaScript developer insisting that some other language is "a fractal of bad design" without immediately acknowledging that JS is weird as hell.
I like Lua's design. Separate addition (x+y) and concatenation (x..y) operators ftw!
Edit: and just, like, everything else about Lua too
I will have to look into it soon. It has a JIT compiler. I like that.
Javascript lets you compare unlike types without extra steps using ==. If you want strict comparison where “2” isn’t 2, use === and !==. Personally, I find that easier than having to parseint or cast every damn thing or whatever c does (strtol?). That said, I have build tools set up to enforce strict comparison because I don’t trust myself or others.
Truish and falsish and nullish are all concepts made up by madmen. JavaScript is the language of the damned.
If one is alphabetising things, which cones first "A" or "AA"?
Lexicographical clock
1 10 11 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
You’re missing 2
1 10 11 12 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
2 is overrated tbh
2 is overrated ~~tbh~~ 2bh
2 is over~~rate~~8d ~~tbh~~ 2bh
Okay, here's the challenge: Make it always tell the correct time 8:30 should point to the 8 with the little hand and the 6 with the big hand. And 8:35 shoudl point to the 7 with the big hand.
I both love and hate this
Was thinking the same thing. This has to be possible, within reason of course
I could get it done with a couple stepper motors, an Arduino, probably a couple hall effect sensors.
In that case, I am officially challenging you. But if you do end up doing it. My instance is shutting down on Monday, so you won't be able to tag me :(
Make an account elsewhere and comment on this post.
Challenge accepted.
Here for it
It's on the docket, It may be winter before I get around to it.
Interestingly it would be right twice a day
I'd think four times: 4:20, 4:35, 7:20, 7:35
I'm stupid and read the clock wrong and didn't check even a little.
You'll fit in here just fine!
Thanks, i hate it :)
Portuguese
cinco, dez, dois, doze, nove, oito, onze, quatro, seis, sete, três, um
5 10 2 12 9 8 11 4 6 7 3 1
cinco, dez, dois, doze, meia, nove, oito, onze, quatro, sete, três, um
5 10 2 12 6 9 8 11 4 7 3 1
(six can be "seis" or "meia")
Mine is Spanish
Cinco (5), cuatro (4), diez (10), doce (12), dos (2), nueve (9),, ocho (8), once (11), seis (6), siete (7), tres (3), una (1)
I don't get it
The numbers are sorted by their English spellings.
What?
Two, Eight, Eleven, — not gonna type it all out because it’s already wrong.
What am I missing here?
"Two" is the last one. The order starts with "eight".
Think about it: on a real analogue clock, where is the smallest number and where is the largest?
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I was equally confused initially, but then I looked at the clock in my house and realized that the number up top is the highest number, 12, and not 0. So the first number in the ordering is at the position of the 1 of a normal clock.
If it makes you feel better I did the same lol
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It's 9 o'clock somewhere!
What time is it?
It's Beer O'clock!
If a mechanical clock or watch was like that it would be one hell of a fascinating movement
I hate this so much
This is extremely sick. I'm going to cancel my Disney account.
Cinq Deux Dix Douze Huit Neuf Onze Quatre Sept Six Trois Un
5 2 10 12 8 9 11 4 7 6 3 1
5 4 10 2 12 9 6 7 8 11 3 1
Ah yes its nearly 8:03 o’clock
Or nearly 56 minutes to 11:08
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