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[–] criitz@reddthat.com 40 points 10 hours ago (6 children)
[–] podperson@lemm.ee 42 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Metric system - makes sense to me.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 9 hours ago

Metric country here, they're most often sold as half a dozen, often as a dozen, at the supermarket you can also find 2 or 4-egg packages

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Most of europe I believe. We got 6, 10, 12 and some larger ones but most common is 10

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We got singles, six and ten packs usually.

[–] illi@lemm.ee 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Huh, never saw single egg being sold.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I saw that some bodegas in NYC are selling egg loosies. They referred to them as loosies but they were 3 eggs in a plastic bag.

[–] hairyfeet@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago

Chicken's dozen

[–] horseloaf@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

France : you get em in 6, 10 & 12

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah pretty common for a large box here. Wait till you hear about the tray of eggs!

[–] wischi@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

Or stacked trays of eggs 🤣

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 32 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un œuf

  • this joke courtesy of my college French teacher.
[–] Vakbrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

We're European lite.

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[–] Zentron@lemm.ee 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Went to my local shop today and eggs were 17 eurocents a piece for medium size egg in a pack of 30 or 19c for 10 pack

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Farm right outside of my town sells 48 packs for 3.12eur atm. (36 Norwegian krone)

Americans seething.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Farm just down the road sells dozens for a dollar.

But I don't really care for eggs, so I'm not seething so much as chuckling at the egg prices in the store.

This morning I passed a dozen for $6.

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[–] NovaOG@lemm.ee 8 points 6 hours ago

Bro, at this point, having a good Egg Dealer is a must in the USA.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 6 hours ago
[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago

Eggcelent meme.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Not really, I buy a 18 pack and keep eyeing up the 30 pack.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago

I get the idea of wanting to stick it to the US, but it's maybe not the largest source of pride when you consider what the industry looks like. Being slightly less bad than the US is not a high bar. It's still quite horrifying


Intensive farming is the predominant method of producing meat, dairy products and eggs in Europe and elsewhere in the world

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/aug/23/long-shadow-life-under-the-veiled-grasp-of-factory-farming-in-europe

In the EU, over 300 million animals spend all, or a significant part, of their lives imprisoned in cages – from sows in farrowing crates to egg-laying hens in so-called ‘enriched’ cages.

[...]

While the EU ban on the use of barren battery cages came into force in 2012, nearly half of commercial egg-laying hens are still kept in so-called ‘enriched’ cages. Additionally breeding flocks and chicks are also caged, often in barren cages.

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/cmsdata/231961/'End%20the%20Cage%20Age'%20report,%20October%202020.pdf

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Couple weeks ago I really needed eggs and the only ones left were the premium ones. Came out to almost $1/egg.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I'm so worried about eggs man. That's my breakfast item! I need it!!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Lol, guys you know America has eggs, right?

I paid $8 for a dozen the other day. That sucks, but it's not like that's prohibitively expensive for most people. I imagine many are avoiding them, though, considering wages are so bad right now.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

Why don't Americans get chickens and a small coop ? We have 4 chickens in the middle of town and produce more eggs than we can eat. We have to give some to neighbors and friends. We even cook excess for the dogs as treats sometimes.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Many Americans live in apartments or condos with minimal to no personal outdoor space, and almost surely a ban on "farm" animals.

[–] Trihilis@ani.social 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Chickens need food, shelter and care.

While I think it's fun to have chickens, I'd hate to think of people getting chickens just for food and neglecting then otherwise. And there are a lot of people out there who only care about money (and not animals) sadly.

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[–] sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How much work is it? If there’s a war or anything, getting chickens is on the top of my list!

[–] zout@fedia.io 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Not a lot, make sure they have food and water, and that they are sheltered from predators at night. We have six hens and a rooster. The work consists of cleaning the coop once a week, and at the same time clean and refill the water dispenser and fill up the food reservoir. My kids do this in half an hour. We also have to pick up the eggs daily. We raised our Brahma chickens ourselves after hatching them in an incubator, and they are wonderful pets.

Edit: because we feed them a more varied diet, the eggs also taste better.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 6 hours ago

and they are wonderful pets.

And not just because they lay eggs! Chickens may not be deep thinkers but they're still interesting to watch and interact with. They have really diverse personalities too.

[–] sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

So cleaning, refill food and water once a week? And the 6 days left you only pick up eggs?

[–] PumpUpTheJam@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

What a naive comment.

It's a country the size of a continent with over 300 million citizens. Lots of Americans do what you suggested, but tell somebody in LA or NYC to "get chickens and a small coop" they'd laugh and tell you their reality is very different from yours.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

My first egg cost me $600. I'm 7 years in and if it weren't for the fact that egg prices have escalated so much I'd still be losing money on every single egg because the industrialization of eggs makes it less expensive to buying them under normal circumstances.

Now let's talk about the reason they're currently expensive. Bird flu. Imagine every yard with chickens in it. Instead of a few locations to protect, you now have hundreds of millions. Which results in billions of potential vectors for the spread of disease.

I know everyday that I could walk outside and find my birds sick with the bird flu because some bird pooped by flying overhead. I may have to cull my entire flock of a dozen or so chickens, six five ducks and seven geese. And then when I decide to replace them I'm going to be priced out of the market by everyone else replacing their birds.

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