And they got crimea back!

Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that's a bad thing to be. I don't make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves and nobody else.

Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?

Edit: And Russia would have warm water ports! Ukraine War averted!

(keikaku means plan)

Which is illogical if it is supposed to be an epicentre of explosions. However, if it was Israel nuking everyone around... I mean, one ongoing genocide may not be enough for them.

Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.

Considering that we're in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I'd say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I'm guessing it would exceed the "Great Dying" (Permian-Triassic extinction event) to take the crown.

Edit: The Wilkes Land Crater in Antarctica, which may be associated with the Great Dying, was "only" a little over 2.5 times larger in diameter than Chicxulub and thus still way smaller than the crater depicted. That said, I guess a nuclear crater wouldn't be associated with a flood basalt "exit wound" at the antipode the way an impact crater might be, so maybe it wouldn't be comparable.

Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.

I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.

this would actually be achieved by a team of 20 thousand oompa loompas with small shovels and 500 million tons of cocaine

One can hope

the safest place is in the eye of the nuke

No, because (a) that's way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was "only" about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn't make craters at all to begin with.

The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. Also, it was designed to make a big crater, being part of Project Plowshare. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.

Also, a crater that big would be an extinction-level event. For comparison, Chicxulub crater, from the impact that ended the dinosaurs, is "only" about as wide as "Mossad Island" in this image.

That's the holy land