I am not the messias!
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!
You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?
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Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...
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Frau Blücher.
Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!
Hope is a dangerous thing.
Hope can drive a man insane.
You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!
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Dead Poet's Society
"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room, didn't ya??!!? Ya bastard!"
"Well where's the goddamn golden oldie comin' from?"
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.
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KHA-LI MAAA
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
I would like to have seen Montana.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe
Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.
Do you know what they put on french fries In Holland instead of Ketchup?
Hail to the king baby.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
It's good to be da king.
Welcome to the party, pal!
You got magic legs!
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Radical!
- As you wish.
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- They mostly come at night...Mostly...
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- Whoever wrote this episode should die!
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Lol I could keep going all night if I don't stop myself and I've work in the morning. XD
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- Puny god.
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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Doctor Scott?!
Brad?!
ROCKY!
Who wants a mustache ride?
Jawohl, Herr Kaleun!
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Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?
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slumps down.
"...that's never happened to me before."