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A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

• Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
• Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
• Isn't legal in the EU

Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It's that or "it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use" - doesn't explain the changes

But it's new and better! Just ask our huge team of three programmers and thirty marketing geniuses.

Does truth social have an app?

Not an app, but the Kinect had trouble with people of certain shades

Not really an answer to your question, but worth a read to widen your horizon: It’s a huge problem that most health apps are created by men — here’s how to fix that

I'm sure there are none, straight white guys are just a favorite villain around here.

I can think of a tech that doesn't work as well on black people though: Pulse oximeters. A pulse oximeter works by shining two wavelengths of light through your finger to measure the amount of oxygen in your blood. It also sees your blood come and go with your pulse, so it can detect your heart rate. Well get this: melanin blocks light. A black man's finger is more opaque than a white man's finger, so optical pulse oximeters have been known to fail to detect hypoxia in dark skinned people. This problem has been known since the 70's, and continues to be a problem to the present day. Because you know what happened recently? A global pandemic of a respiratory disease. Pulse oximeters failed to detect hypoxia in more black patients than white patients, who then weren't given supplemental oxygen. So why in the last 50 years hasn't that been addressed?

Nothing comes to mind at the moment but I doubt somebody isn't trying.

Maybe the skin cancer detection app?

Plenty of stuff that works much better for white guys that speak English and with the right accent, because that's who they are mostly trained on (image/speech recognition, spell check and translation, lots of medical stuff but that's not very tech). Not sure about straight.

Edit: oh the image said cis, not straight. That's easier.

Here's a couple of good starting points for the line:

if you have to sell your time/labour for money, you're not rich.

if you can take a day off and not need to tell anyone about it and not lose money because of it, you're rich.

Is your main income through capital or labour. That simple. Always been.

You're middle class if you're still working for your money. You're rich when your money works for you.

A $5 million a year actor/athlete still has to work; they are also paying for their trainers, agents, dietitians, clothes etc. They are upper middle class.

A trust fund baby with an income of $1 million a year is the rich one. imho.

Bought the gov means you're rich.