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[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

It's so perfectly terrible 🥹

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 2 days ago

Chat, is this real?

[–] Nikophos@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said "Ah, oil!" out loud -> and closed the web page.

They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Oh, that CloudBox...