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[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

It's so perfectly terrible 🥹

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 2 days ago

Chat, is this real?

[–] Nikophos@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said "Ah, oil!" out loud -> and closed the web page.

They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Oh, that CloudBox...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
Isn't legal in the EU

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It's that or "it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use" - doesn't explain the changes