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And if one? How does one decide which?

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] stupe@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?

I think that's just if they're Japanese

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, it's an average number.

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah probably, but your partner might think you're a bit crazy for doing that.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People just dont understand men's anatomy

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

People just dont understand men's astrology

(Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Two moons?
Four balls in the condom!

[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only put the one you plan to use

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not the one where the pee is stored.

[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You putting icecream in there?!?!

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 6 days ago

Cold hard f**k

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, it has nuts.
I thought this was the topic of discission :).

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wait you guys have more than 1?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Found the one ball wonder right here

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not just the condom, also the vagina.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

They go in and I mean in

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

If they fits, they sits.

[–] notnotdying@lemmy.nz 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I've wore one before, but only one.

it's been passed down in my family for generations.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago

That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.

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[–] truite@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are we supposed to put something else in?

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

One for the frank and one for the beans

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Makes it look bigger

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