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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge 🧽

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If he's a sponge, wouldn't his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 14 points 1 day ago

Next you're telling me his name is Bob...

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well where I live he's Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 day ago (5 children)

who lives in a pineapple 🍍 under the sea

[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

I can't believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS??? 🀯

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 9 points 1 day ago

Wait, when they say "Bob SquarePants" they mean it as an answer to that question? Honestly that seems a bit far fetch, you're reading into the lyrics too much

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND HORNY IS HE

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago

Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy's place.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 27 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's not literally about someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. It's a metaphor for drowning in debt because of marijuana addiction.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 hours ago

We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit that’s what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In the next line, he says β€œObnoxious, yellow and porous is he” be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Absorbent, because he's a sponge. Absorbent and yellow and porous. Obnoxiousness is just bonus.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bob sponge pineapple. Live live live. Walmart.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 day ago

Strangely, that didn't seem to help...

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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 14 points 19 hours ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Spongebob canonically a swinger.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean he's an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom...

He's a tampon.

Sandy cheeks....

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And that bikini bottom's got Krusty Krabs

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago

Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I thought it needed to be upside down for that

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Bannanna. With extra nnnnn's. Bannnannna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

@Banana@sh.itjust.works I may need your help here.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I think I just had an internet moment. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in.
... um ... both could be true ...

Bannnnannnna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That sounded kinda funny. Like an echo ... wait ... did you say anything ... hmm. Oh, look at that wall. Boy, that is somethin. These are good mushrooms.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hell ya I hope your trip was rad and u ate a good meal after

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

Couldn't have done it without you πŸ₯Ή

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

No wai! 🀯🀯🀯

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

T00 many shitposters in here

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Username checks out

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Wait... Pineapple floats... SpongeBob story just isn't checking out.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

It's almost like a pineapple inside the sea.

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