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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 143 points 2 days ago (9 children)

"it's now safe to turn off your computer"

That's how old I am

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Fuck

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

And the power switch was like KA-JUNK when you pushed it, because it was a big ol' switch that actually physically connected and disconnected the power.

"It's now safe to turn off your computer" went away after we moved to software power control, where the operating system could signal the power supply to turn off.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

I had my computer plugged into a power bar and we'd turn off the power bar to turn off the computer so that we wouldn't wear out the switch on the computer.

People actually thought you'd have a computer long enough to wear out its power switch.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I knew far, far too many people in HS that just hit the power button without actually shutting it down.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I had to type "/win" to boot up Windows

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[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The one I remember best was having to use the DOS 'park' command before you shut down the PC. I guess I am that old.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kadup@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People born when Windows 7 was released can get a driver's license in many parts of the world

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

Fuck I'm old.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

I was going to say!

The OP was using the fancy new icons...

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Entertainment packs 1-4. Chips Challenge, SkiFree, Rodent's Revenge

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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Random tangent, my dad edited the system file that contained that message to "It's not safe to turn off your computer" when I was like 5 and it kinda fucked me up for a bit.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I mean, I'm in my early 40s and I've started with ms-dos. According to this meme what am I? A fucking dinosaur? Am I that old?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

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In my early 30's. Started with W95. But did dabble in dos sometimes

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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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...we had the ~~4016~~ 2001N with an external tape drive: not quite as much geek-cred as the original 2001, but still respectable...

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 33 points 2 days ago (13 children)
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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's all this newfangled content being posted as old? My first computer had Windows 3.11 that you booted to from a command prompt. It was an amazing graphical upgrade from the command line computers. Now you could actually see what you were doing on the screen instead of typing commands and hoping a document would print with your data.

Before that, I used Apple IIe computers at school, with their solidly green command line interface. I remember being taught how to program instructions with those computers. You had a "turtle" (green triangle) that you needed to move to a specific spot on the screen, and you typed in commands to make him move.

Whatever content is in this meme, it all released long after I grew up and became an adult. You young whippersnappers.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Millennials are now "old" by internet standards, so Gen X and older are positively ancient.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You had a β€œturtle” (green triangle) that you needed to move to a specific spot on the screen, and you typed in commands to make him move.

Ah. LOGO.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Man, I am even older than this.

Multiple times I was disconnected in the middle of a Starcraft match over our 56k modem... because my dad was getting a goddamned fax sent to him over the same line.

These are all fancy pants, high res ... XP, i think?... icons compared to Win 95 and 98.

Now excuse me while I teleport back in time and jack back in to the Matrix Online beta via an actual telephone line... we didn't even get DSL untill a year or two after it fully released.

Going fully angry old man mode:

You whippersnappers have absolutely no clue what pain is.

Pain is playing Battlefield 1942 on a 56k modem with literally zero servers you can connect to being under 150 ping, the vast majority of them being 200, 300+.

Those packets had to march across shitty rural phone lines uphill, both ways! And a storm would throw a tree onto them every 3 weeks!

Pain is your shitty eMachine being so underpowered that the only way you can actually play through HL2 is all settings at minimum, and then also when Alyx is getting teleported out of Kleiner's lab, you have to look at the ground, because the 8 or so particles with bloom that spin around her, + the flashing color negative post processing effect... is too fucking difficult for your moldy, sprouting potato of a pc to run without CTDing or even segfaulting.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When your starcraft LAN matches keep lagging out on the default option IPX. You try the other option but it says not installed. So you have to figure out how to reconfigure your network adapter in windows 98 to use this new thing called TCP/IP. You're in middle school and youtube doesn't exist.

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Heh, this is brand new software and tech as far as I'm concerned. I remember when the computer did not automatically boot into windows and you had to cd c:\windows and then win.exe.

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Eh... Windows 7 background ain't THAT old. Still the best OS they made.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] zout@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] frunch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm old enough to remember when the Internet was this for us:

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I am Reversi Hearts Freecell Solitaire Minesweeper 3d pinball for windows old.

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[–] cuteness@sh.itjust.works 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

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The standard 5” floppy. The best part was putting down the latch on the drive and that sweet sound it made.

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