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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Your face is called decomposition

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

No it's not it's called "I have a boyfriend"

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ham has natural sulfur in the meat and sulfites are often added to packaged deli meat as a preservative. That'd be my guess why.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably right. They figure yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don't get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's true that capitalism has taken so much from us, but at least it's given us smart phones and fart ham.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I am happy that in the interest of their health, meat workers have replaced their smoke breaks with fart breaks. While not exactly the compromise the union wanted, it does give the worker a small mental break and the deli company does have to source less sulfur

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

where in london is fartham located?

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

now thats a job I'm qualified to do

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

are you ready for a little bit controversy?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This smells like a job for me

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Mom's spaghetti

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

I would pay extra for gamer girl fart ham

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'll never tell.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] kubica@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's just the fartmoshpere in the packaging fartory.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

i think it's the pigs, before they died. Posthumous Flatulence.

[–] B_DL@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Same with bags of chips