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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He also obviously got to write his own lines. He insisted on either that or explicit Robotnik/Stone (true story source go do your own research).

I don't know about you but that seems a good reason to un-retire.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Bro wanted Improv or Yaoi, can’t blame a man for knowing what he wants.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't like the movies he's in, but I respect what he's doing - cinematic shitposting.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Except vastly beloved and successful.

[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

You're beloved too for being here with us. Thank you for your presence.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Not even Eternal Sunshine?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I watched The Cable Guy for the first time a few months ago. It was great actually

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everybody comes back when you back a big enough truck full of money into their driveway.

At least Carrey is being picky about what he does. I wanted another season of Kidding, but I understand if he’s done playing dark roles.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm still holding out for season two of The Duck Factory.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He did the same thing in Ace Ventura 2.

"i am now a child of light. Your earthly money holds no appeal to me."

"Twenty thousand dollars."

"Re-he-he-eally?!"

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

It’s pretty on-brand for Jim Carrey though.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As much as I loved him in the Sonic movies I really hope they don't bring him back for number four. He's died twice now but that second one was actually a really good death.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see where your coming from but robotnik is the BBEG. They always survive

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Sonic without robotnik is always going to be the worst.

[–] hefejefe@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woh, spoilers!

Not that I was going to watch any of them, but now that I know he only dies twice and not thrice, I’m definitely not watching them.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They don't call him The Hedgehog for nothing.

[–] Zanathos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He "dies" in all the games too. It's on brand for the series in my opinion.

[–] Talonflame@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah I really can't see how they could bring him back in a way that seems plausible. Really enjoyed Carrey's performance though

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

I misread the headline as “this section of jimmy carters Wikipedia article” and was so confused

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nostalgia usually doesn't work on me, but bringing back 1990s Jim Carrey to be in the Sonic movies is laser targeted at 10-year-old me and totally works.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

No kidding.

I get excited every time he's on screen.

I'm a 40 yo man.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actors say this shit all the time, particularly when they know they're a critical character in the middle of an unfinished successful series. I wish I could just tell my boss I'm retiring then come back a week later just to do the work I was always planning on doing after my boss wrote a check for $10 million.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

tbf being an actor, especially in film, is fucking terrible at times.

I shot a car commercial years ago. Getting up at 4am to get to set for 4.30 to stand in one spot say "¡Vamos!" in heavy makeup repeatedly for 15 hours 3 days in a row in the exposed elements becomes torturous.

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what's really torturous? Getting up at 4 am to drive 1.5 hours to the city to pour concrete for a multi billion dollar company 10 hours, 5 days a week so you can support your family on $24 an hour.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

all jobs have ups and downs. Considering "reste" periods (unemployment), $24/hr is probably more than I made from that commercial.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know, if it's that terrible, and construction would be better, you could probably get a job in that.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

All jobs have ups and downs.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if you could go back to him when he got his start on that TV show with the Wayans brothers and told him that he would enter playing Dr. Robotnik in the Sonic movie what he would think.

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Sonic 1 had just come out for the Genesis and was hugely popular while In Living Color was on TV- and that awful live action Mario Bros movie hadn't come out yet, so he probably would have been all for the idea.

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

He seems to enjoy doing sonic. So good for him getting paid to do it

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Something has got to pay for his paint addiction